h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

St.Peter - Welcome To Heaven !!!

Oh No !!! You look a little worse for wear...

Next time don't fly here under your own steam...take the special Heavenly Charter Flight instead !!!

Anyway, here is a few hints for navigation in general...

At the moment the site doesn't let you go straight to the latest threads. You have to manually clicking all the way through...

However if you add &latest=1 to your forum address, you will go straight to the latest threads !!!

You can also select what particular post by the following method...

Here is a typical thread...

http://www.h2g2.com/FLR38362?thread=49398&skip=60&show=20

...when you have cycled on to later posts

this part &skip=60 denotes how many posts you wish to skip

this part &show=20 denotes how many threads you wish to show

So if go to load a certain thread, press stop on your browser and add the above & press return...

It's a Miracle !!!

THE HEAVENLY SIGNPOST...

Here is a description of the main threads here at Heaven H.Q

(To find them scroll down the left-hand forum screen...)

Top Secret - Is the Guardian Angel messageboard on site. Please leave your announcements here if you want to invite people to your parties, need help with a project or you need a Senior angel to help you out...

*** Please make sure you post a reply here first up, so we can keep you informed of activities... ***

Heaven Sent - Is the Main Wings Bar. It is the main thread for general chat & discussion. All the drinks are compliments of the 'management', but getting Rasputin to serve is another thing...!!!

Basic Flight Training - This is designed to be a humourous & informative welcome to the joys of flight & Angeldom... but watch out rosebushes !!!

St.Peter's Guardian Angel Helpline - Is somewhere you can come & ask questions about things if you are relatively new to H2G2 & the Guardian Angels...

The Heavenly HTML Helpline - Here you can ask questions relating to setting-up your homepage in either HTML or GuideML...

Zax's Lounge - This is the Archangel's own lounge area !!!

Jeltz's Cafe - Here Saint Jeltz will serve up some of the finest food & beverages this side of Nirvana !!!

Do Not Disturb - Is where you can find GOD most days if you want a semi-private audience, but just don't expect him to be in a good mood !!!

Recently, the Zax has setup an egroups homepage which many have had a lot of fun with...

You can find it here...

http://www.egroups.com/group/h2g2GAs

It's a good way of receiving news & keeping up with friends, so why not check it out...

Finally, we have an email address if you have any artwork, ideas or if you have something private you wish to raise...

[email protected]

GoOD Luck !!!

St.P.

Now he (puff, puff) mentions the (pant) charter (puff, pant) flight.

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JOTD: Neuroses are red,
Melancholia's blue,
I'm schizophrenic,
What are you?

St.Peter - Nice to see you around Jester !!!

I see the new fitness regimes working out nicely...

St.P.

hello GOD, how are you? i'm a new angel, so is there anything else i need to know rather than what's on the angel's pages and what you have just posted? i try to help by visiting the new h2g2 members and dropping a good word or two, especially if they have no discussions yet.

Hello Canadian Girl !!!

Well, I'm dandy if the truth be told...

St.Peter has outlined some of the things they may be of some use when one is welcoming people, he did however omit a few things...

Like...

Angel Flight Log - Here you will find a log of where some of the Angels have visited, so one doesn't double up in their efforts...

H2G2 New Users - Is a listing of new users who have created homepages, so you know where to find them...

http://www.h2g2.com/U130387

Guardian Angels New User's Guide - This is definitely worth a look for the newer angels to the site. It has been purpose built for relative novices to the on-line game & H2G2...

http://www.h2g2.com/A352667

Finally, St.Peter is in the process of reconfiguring his Basic Flight Training to incorporate a greater degree of pertinent information, so I'm sure things will become a little clearer then...

Plus, there will be a new Archangel soon...!!!

- Simply, High Spirited.

*walks in mumbling* This dosen't look like Chez Peirre Restruant. *walks around confused* oh damn. Where am I???? *sees a sign* oh. heh heh. *runs out in a blur*

HI all
Jester, If You are schizophrenic, You better come see me in my rooms.

ZOE ya round

Hello.
I'm trying to be more active in my Angelic duties.

Mr. I

St.Peter - Well you might want to track down the 'New to H2G2' page which lists all those new users who have created a homepages here...

http://www.h2g2.com/U130387

St.P.

*leaving [t] to keep track of this place*

Trust me Titania, there is no way you can keep track of this place at all!

TRACK?!? THERE'S A TRACK NOW?!?

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JOTD: Wise men are full of doubts. (I think)

track? oh my stars! i didn't know we would be working up a sweat while doing our heavenly duties...though now that i think of it i can see where we should need to stay in shape so our wings don't become weak and tattered ...
ok, on a more serious note...what the heck am i doing??????!!!!!!
AA

Hi, i thought i would pop in seeing tht i am.. new...around...here

Directions:

You are here
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JOTD: If you knew what to say next, would you say it?

* St.Peter wanders in... *

Oh ! How very helpful Jester !!!

Don't worry, anything of concern ???

St.P.

Hi'n'stuff...

I am ready to be a Patron Saint so... here I am

May the Goo be with you, always...

St.Peter - Hello Dargent !!!

It's good to see you're not a 'stick in the mud' like St.Wilson Brown Bear...

Although, I'm sure we will cheer him up eventually...

St.P.

HI!
I cant wait to get stuck in with my heavenly duties but im not qjuite sure what they are!

Kiddo: Hi. How do I get to the newcomers page so I can greet the newbies?