h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*unhesitatingly takes long swig from bottle*
Oh.


Yes.
*takes another swig* You must visit more often, dear.

Actually, after watching some members of my campaign in action, I tried challenging Styx this morning the same way they have been boxing with the cockroach. But he just sneered at me. I think he ... well, I'll be a gentleman and keep my own counsel. Netiquette, don't you know.

I am breaking my own rule, beer must be drunk from a glass. Oh well, it is still the party isn't it. Tomorrow. I will start thread 1C before I sleep tonight. As it has gone midnight, that may not be too long from now...

*pondrin*

You may have a point there Obleo. Might be a good idea to de-bell Digi for her own good. Styx does get a little(?) spooky sometimes.
The way he sneaks around sometimes it probably is best to give Digi every advantage she can get.


(MOLDY OLDIE)
Seems they've started using lawyers instead of rats for lab experiments. There's more of them, the staff doesn't get emotionally attached to them, annnnnddd, there's some things a rat just won't do.
(taadaa!)


Never was much good at telling jokes.

*sniffs around for any carrot cake*

Hee. Not bad stuff, no? l'm not the beer sort, but even l break my rules occasionally...

Good friend to know, that one of mine. Taught me everything l know about drinking, fighting, and incendiary devices.
Heh. Been like a father figure to me. Something every young girl needs, someone to explain the inner workings of white phosphorous to her, and what to do if jumped by seven thugs on a deserted suspention bridge in Jamaica at night...

l shall visit more, l think. Splendid place here. And l'm not just saying that because l'm drunk...
*giggles drunkenly*

Only thing I remember about phospherous was you're supposed to pack the wound with mud and when you get released from the hospital go beat the stuffings out of some tankers and artillerymen.

You can do very interesting things with it and some gasoline and a plastic gallon milk jug...'s all l'm saying...

*helps self to another beer*
Well, Styx is ok if you know how to handle him
Give him as good as he gets, and throw in the odd kindness now and again and he doesn't mind you. Seemed to work for me. And yes, Lil's place is splendid. Which reminds me, Lil. I must say thank-you again for letting me stay over this week. I think if you go into the kitchen you will see a large 'Thank-you' present from me, to show my appreciation.
A huge bouqet of assorted flowers and a bottle of Dom Perignon.
It is for you to enjoy at your own personal pleasure, Lil. Everybody deserves something for themselves every now and again.

*looking about for egress*(not having avy bells to give an aural indication)*pokes about and finds no more cake*

Well, Lil, heckovaparty. But, need to check the mail and rub Beauregard the wrong way for a bit.

Ya'll take take care now, hear?

*beats retreat b4 can be drafted into helping Minoova(the hoova)*

Dang, I hoped he would stay just log enough to be photographed wearing an apron. Never mind. I declare this scene over. The going-away party is dead. Long live the remaining-here party at http://www.h2g2.com/F38024?thread=65018&post=479089

flowers, jewelry, candy, money, or good booze. hard to get in trouble with any of them. combo's always work.

I think that Matina is an absolutely lovely name for a bot. I am also quite glad that you are not being stuck cleaning everything up on your own, Lil.

G7

Matina came in second of my personal favourites. The bot's name is now Minoova.