h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Time is what keeps everything from happening at once.

Surely there's something missing from this guide entry?

A certain quote?

That, as was once suggested, should perhaps be sent into Reader's Digest?

Remind me?
I remember the reply, "You should send that into the Reader's Digest, they have a page for people like you" from Arthur to Zaphod (?), but I can't remember the comment.

The immortal "Time is an illusion, lunchtime doubly so"

(Provoked by Ford's intention that Arthur should have five pints at lunchtime.....)

Funnily enough, it often springs to mind when I'm sat in the pub at lunchtime too........

?noitcerid eno ni nur ylno nac emit syas ohW

Oh yes, I remember now, not Zaphod at all.
D'oh!

But you are right, it should be in there somewhere.

I thought Time was invented by the Swiss so they could sell clocks.

Time is actually controlled by the Illuminati who only dole it out when they seek to make changes to this sphere of reality. Humans, the majority of whom exist only in this plane, percieve time as moving from one instant to the next. HB's are sooo silly.

-Matt the Rat

Time is like a drug. You think that you need it to live, but too much of it kills you.


Not a great quote, I'll grant you.

Time is like chickens. That's it.

Time is perhaps best known for having Adolf Hitler as Man of the Year 1938.

Time is what allows us to watch The Usual Suspects again.

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Genesis 6 is a most surprising passage. And there's some freaky stuff in II Kings too. "So we boiled my son, and did eat him." 'Thou shalt not kill but thou shalt feel free to'-you getting all this, Mo?-'boil your offspring, should the fancy take you,' Said the Lord. Apparantly.

Hope that didn't offend people, but if it did - it's your Bible. Read.