h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

hehe.... always nasty that one... reminds me of that Pratchett bit in Hogfather.... the Oh-God of Hangovers, who gets a hangover because his twin goes drinking.....

St.Peter - Yes, but that was fiction...

St.P.

hehe... is it really that bad.... he goes and has all the fun and you get left with the aftermath..... yup, I can imagune it is... You wouldnt have thought He would do that!

Saint Peter - Yes, but just look at the way HE treats poor old Archangel Zax...

The only solace he has is in his patronage...

St.P.

Aw.... Zax isnt old... and Zax understands his crankiness.... i mean wouldnt you be with all that extra hassle, being ever present and stuff... ugh... I'm glad I'm not him...

And I'm sure Zax takes great solace in his patronage *ducks as Zax flies over to whack me one on the head!!!*

I REALLY HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE TALK ABOUT ME BEHIND MY BACK !!!

I mean, its not as though I don't know about it...

- THE Chairman of the Board.

So, where's this chocolate vortex? *smiles sweetly*

looks over to Clelba...

hmm.... oh yep, here, hiding under your wings..... keep it safe from Tweety though!!! *ducks as Tweety starts flying towards her*

hehe... oh yeh.... the party's still on peops!!!! Thanks to all who came... I cant belive I missed the wine trick though...

Hi every body I want to be an Angel I would look just adorable with wings. I think I should be the pantron saint of weird statments and hang overs because I have a permanant hangover (exept for when I am drunk) and I make weird statements. To days shall be If blood is thicker than water and custerd is thicker than blood does that mean we should all love triful.

i second bob's application... he'll make a great saint...

how's about patron saint of the emotionally distressed? of original spelling? how about ps of the Other reality?

Welcome Bob !!!

I'm sure you will be a worthy addition to the angelic fold...

I'm sure the Patron Saint of Weird Statements isn't yet filled...

Despite some excellent suggestions from Archangel Zax...

A semi-grand ceremony will happen soon to officially welcome you into the fold...

- Simply, High Spirited.

St.Peter - This Thread is now closed -

I an attempt to avoid confusion amongst new users with 'angel applications' possibly being interrupted as applying FOR an angel.

This thread will be renamed as :-

Apply Here TO BE an Angel VI...

---Again, please DO NOT add to this thread, as I am trying to create a break to remove these older threads---

Thanks....