h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*looks rather worried*
Er, I've had a couple of sprogs, I already have the getting out of bed on all fours thing (without the workout), and I have a 'special' shampoo that comes in a box for the hair .
*snatches box of anti depressants from Gwennie, who tries to snatch it back! Alicat has to stop this by flicking them both with the bath towel. The pills fall on the floor and roll away to various corners of the room. Neither Coelacanth or Gwennie dare crawl around to retrieve them in case they can't get up again.*

Um...I thought life began at 40? *goes around picking up the pills,
hands them to Gwennie* Coelacanth, I know we've just met. But my credo
is: women are like wine, you just get better with age! (of course you must keep the cork on tightly...this is done by keeping it wet

Ahem!
*splutters a bit*
I'll remember that Pandora, thank you!

Don't mention it. You see Coelacanth when I was 33 I was poisoned by a tainted amino acid. It landed me in a wheel chair. And ALL the experts said I would be dead by the end of '98. So, since I've not only gotten myself out of the chair, I've out lived my experation date as well Even though I am in pain 24/7...I don't care! I've taken the mind set: as long as I'm feeling pain, I'm alive!
I laugh even when I'm near death...I was actually kicked out of an ER because I was cracking jokes & had all the nurses laughing. The pompus
ass Dr. said that I would be screaming & crying if I were in THAT much pain...handed me a 5mg valium & a darvocet to send me on my way. I tossed the pills in his face telling him I had better s--- than THIS in my purse! Then I called my Uncle a dr. at another hospital. I had to be re-hydrated & was told I was hours away from kiddney failure!
Hair loss is scarey, but the 'cure' for that: have you hair cut very short & buy a few GOOD wigs! Life will be good to you, if you receive it in the proper frame of mind! My hair should have fallen out but it did'nt. The hair on my arms & legs did but, alas it grew back

So, are you ready to party...or what?!?

I'm ready, Pan. I found Zax at cloughie's BBQ and made the challenge. For everyone else, the BBQ is at:

http://www.h2g2.com/forumframe.cgi?forum=38394&thread=49239

I have a feeling the boys will be afraid to take us on, Pandy. Everyone is invited. cloughie has been a mostly absent host, but he's got lots to drink and eat.

I've got to find a grocery!!! I don't eat meat. If you remember, it was seeing that rack of lamb that made me blow lunch! I need an apple!
See you back at the BBQ. (with everyone knawing the flesh off dead animals) ;-( I'll just not look!

I'm with you Pan. I'll just leave a pitcher of Bloody Brains for them to wash down their meat. LOL.

Now THAT was funny!!!

ROFLOL. Those buttons are starting to kick in.

I'll have you eating (special) worms in no time!

I know it. Now?

Thanks for the photographs! Actually, I've seen worse ones of myself that my hubby takes when I'm asleep or not looking! The shaving cream's an improvement!

I'm not really going bald although I did have to stop my husband pulling my grey hairs out when ever he spotted one, so I was in danger of getting bald patches. It took me a while to use a colour rinse, as they're all tested on animals. The nearest I could find was the Boots own label ones though.....

*Wanders off to join Pandora and Alicat at the BBQ and grabs a handful of veggie burgers on the way out*

Follows the others, but stops to wish Phil a 'happy birthday' here too.

~wanders in and looks around~
Phil, happy birthday and have fun today
~then wanders off again ~

Thank you for the birthday wishes. I too hope it's a good one and that I have fun

HAPPY BIRTHDAY PHIL. Don't forget to make a birthday wish.

I have Alicat!
Now we've just got to wait and see if it comes true

I'm sure it will. You have everyone at h2g2 wishing for your wish.

Have you seen any of the photos from the london meet?
Dr E Vibenstein has put his on a website at http://www.acp.freewire.co.uk/h2g2/ I am in there (standing in the picture of the back of Peta's head

I just checked it out. You are quite the handsome birthday boy.