This is the Message Centre for I'm not really here

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Post 41

Whisky

smiley - headhurts
Simulposts are getting _very_ confusing though


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Post 42

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

The real Tony Curtis woouldn't get confussed by them smiley - winkeye


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Post 43

Whisky

At least the real Tony Curtis would be able to spell confuzed!


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Post 44

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

smiley - bigeyes But at least the Real* Tony Curtis would not ever wear a shirt as awful as that which you are wearing!


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Post 45

fords - number 1 all over heaven

And the real Tony Curtis wouldn't be so rude smiley - tongueout


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Post 46

Whisky

smiley - yikes How'd you find out about the shirt???

**looks around him in a paranoid manner***


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Post 47

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

And the real Tony Curtis would not look so nervous.


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Post 48

Zak T Duck

Or talk about themselves in the second or third person...

Damn


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Post 49

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

Ahh a dead give away you see.
Plus, only the real Tony Curtis would have this scar ;:
*reveals the tell tail Tony Curtis scar apon his chest* smiley - bigeyes


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Post 50

fords - number 1 all over heaven

*opens shirt to reveal same scar*


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Post 51

Whisky

Hah! I've got two of them!


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Post 52

fords - number 1 all over heaven

There's only one scar smiley - tongueout


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Post 53

Whisky

Not since I had that accident with the sheep and the hair dryer.


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Post 54

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

One Tony Curtis! There's only one Tony Curtis!


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Post 55

Stranger (TC!)

Show me! smiley - tongueout


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Post 56

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

Alright then, I will...... get a load of this!


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Post 57

fords - number 1 all over heaven

ooooh! smiley - bigeyes


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Post 58

Whisky

Yikes - I had one just like that...







But the wheels fell off!


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Post 59

Number Six

The real Tony Curtis owned a kebab shop on Green Lanes called the Aon FC. Now kindly smiley - bleep off and stop bothering us.

smiley - mod


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Post 60

Number Six

You know, you really are a very sad man. Just smiley - bleep off, will you!

smiley - mod


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