h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Downs oil in one log draught*

Blimey Zax I needed that after visiting your page - pretty damn cool for a beginner, which is one step up from me. Get me a shot of rocket fuel and one for yourself to celebrate. I joined the GAS since she's given me my first job.
*Looks shyly over towards Greebo*
Still no limerick tho'

Obviously cleaning up after Baldrick's leaving an imprint on my circuitry.....* Eyes glaze slighty and head shakes* ...that's o...o...or..or.oor..oooorrrrrr.orders, third orders....dirt odours....th...third orders. Sorry. Third orders.

~grin~ maybe it should be odours??? Especially with Baldrick lurking about..

An orange coloured cat at the Grin
Said eating doughnuts is not a sin
For without them I'd frown
And feel very down
And undoubtably get very thin..

My limerick... ~grin~

I actually prefer wheelnuts myself..but then I don't see what all the fuss is with this sustenance business, it seems terribly inefficient. I mean a drop of oil gets the limbs moving nicely but what is thirst all about?
* Slumps somewhat obviously the worse for wear*

*drinks*

*Baldrick enters again, however this time without the unpleasant side effects.*

I should explain where I've been, I suppose. I had to shoot off to prepare Prez Mugabe in Zimbabwe a nice meal.....rat au vin, sauted rat and of course some caviar(read:horse dung disguised).......hehehehe. HM was so pleased she's allowing me regular weekend holidays, a bath once a week AND seven new sets of clothes. So, how's everyone? And Greebo, as an apology for curdling all your milk, some perfect jam doughnuts(And they really are very good doughnuts).
*Baldrick unloads several barrels of turnip juice, pours himself a glass and sits somewhere where his new nice aroma and clothes will be most noticed*

Well, I've noticed you alright. Hello

Baldrick, when can we have the first Blackadder series repeated on tv? I loved it very much.

*Gets to feet a little unsteady*
Circuitry not quite right - need movement. I'm going over to the H2G2 Birthday Party and recharge myself - see ya later

*Stands motionless for a minute*
Engage movement mode
*Exits carefully*

I dunno but if you have UK Gold it'll come around fairly soon

*Re-enters confidently*
What a great party.
Thats sorted my head out.
Zax, where are you?

Thanks Baldrick. I can get my friend Ed Hunter to help me out there

Could I have another choclate milk, shaken this time? Now that I've finally noticed the new thread.

D'you wanna try some of my new milk - tastes unlike anything you've ever tasted?

Ummm...I'll pass thanks.

Could I have some?

*in a desperate attmept to find a live thread*

Me too.

look - someone else exists!

Do I?

I'd guess so.

Oh.