h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I am an ACE and it is my unearthly duty to make sure you have a stonking time in this lovely little/large guide of ours.

Unlike most ACEs, I do not have any links handy . No doubt the others will arrive and give you some, they are ever such kind people.

If you ever need help with pretty much anything, click reply and let me know. I will do my utmost to help. If you ever want someone to talk to then I am guaranteed to help!

Why not have a cute little ?

ROARRRRRR
PURR
rubs mike's legs and torso and knocks him over completely
PURRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!

(kitty has lived in the forum and firkin for a very long time now, and as is said by T Pratchett, what people beleive in become real, but thanks for the welcome - an ace on the ball)

(ps Kitty prefers Mad Hatter's cake to fish unless the fish are whale size, when that might make a light snack....)

Well, maybe if we had lots of fish then they'd be equivilant to whale size?



How long have you been lurking in the Fleece & Firkin then?

*Kitty remembers the day that its friend the cook got a new job, it went exploring and found a comfy spot on some old barrels in the cellar*

Maybe I should check out that place sometime. It's very busy though...it's quite daunting when you wake up to find every researcher and his mother have been drinking while you've slept.
Then again, I hate it when a forum dies and conversation drifts .

Sad thoughts...here let me have one of those fishies please

*Kitty rubs against Mike... he is still lying on the floor... sensible really, he won't fall over this time... reminds Mike to look at Kitty's user page newly updated*

Wow, nice! Congrats to you, will we be seeing the same level of creativity in your guide entries?
Must say that you are yet another new reasearcher I have seen who knows GuideML...how come you are all picking it up so fast? It was ages before I figured it out!

*strokes Kitty*

practise

*kitty purrs loudly .... enough to make people wonder where the train is coming from*

http://www.h2g2.com/A247222

Be gentle to my ears, Kitty.

The fabled peace cranes, *sniff*....
Hey, what time is it down your end? It's nearly midnight down here and I'm getting tired....gimmee time to read that all in detail tomorrow, I'll drop off to sleep right here if that's ok?
*sleeps*

*kitty looks at clock, the hands are about to turn to both hitting the top mark, but one suddenly spins right round, moving the other by 30 degrees, kitty shakes its head in incomprehension*

html not guideml

Same thing...

Actually, there are a good few HTML things that work in GuideMl, which is nice. Saves you from changing the type

*purrs and invites Kitty to Greebo's party*

http://www.h2g2.com/A231760

And hello from another ACE, have some vodka fishies

Joe aka Arnia

Monsy's secret recipe fishies

I never get invited to parties

PRRRRRRRRRRRR

*rubs against Mike in sympathy*


PRRRRRR??

You are invited too...

Thanketh thee both *^_^*

Mike never gets invited to parties? Yes you did! You got invited to mine! http://www.h2g2.com/A252000
Have I let you know Kitty that last week, we were the busiest forum on the whole of h2g2!

I'm hoping to be an ACE. I thought I'd sent my application back on Thursday but I ddn't:I'd left it in the to be sent folder, and only sent it today. Peta personally e-mailed me actually, and she told me that Shim (my big brother, who works on h2g2) had turned up to work in strange clothes on Tuesday. I can well believe it. Oh, I can't wait until I get my scanner installed! There's a photo of Shim, aged 13 years, holding me as a baby, and the grin on his face is really something to laugh at!

I whizzed over here cos I saw your name as Kitty, thought "CAT ALERT", and you're new, so I thought I'd greet you, so no, Mikey, I'm not following you!

PRRRRRRRRRRRRR

*rubs against Katsy gently, trying not to knock her over*

*fails*