h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

[Surge] Now, I say again that I trust you to keep good care of my mansion.

[YK] Of course.

[Bill*] Nothing else would suffice.

[Mackenzie] You can count on us!

[Surge] Good. Where's the others?

[*Footnote: Yes, /that/ Bill.]

[Mewtwo and Vekura enter]

[Mewtwo] }Hi.{

Mew!

*Anime-teleports in*
Me.
[I've been away for a bit. Tanarus is a fun game, and incredibly addictive. Don't expect me to be here all the time. I'm also working on a genetic model for crossbreeding pokémon.]
Look at this. I've found fossil evidence that Kabutops was a primitive ancestor of Scyther.
*A hologram of a Kabutops slowly morphing into a scyther appears in midair*
Pretty neat, huh? Have you also noticed that Bulbasaur and Chikorita are both dinosaur-plant symbionts, Squirtle and Totodile are both aquatic reptiles, And Charmander and Cyndaquil, well, I'm working on it...

[Surge has no surprise about Mew and Mewtwo]

[Surge] Sure, sure. Well, so long.

[He and his Raichu exit. Surge pokes his head back in]

[Surge] By the way, I know about Mewtwo. 'Bye. [exits for the last time]

[Bill] Great! Now I can -- YK?

[YK abruptly enters from an upper room, wearing a bathrobe and a top hat, and "smoking" a bubble-blower pipe, á la Homer Simpson in the episode where he takes care of Burns's mansion]

[YK] Look at me! I'm a veteran! [slides down the bannister, careens off from his momentum, and crashes into a painting]

[Surge enters and picks up a suitcase he left behind]

[Surge] Forgot my bag -- oh!

[Cut Bill giving a tour]

[Bill] Here are the bedrooms. Choose one, each of you.

[Mewtwo] }Dibs on that one!{

[He runs into the room he chose]

[Bill smacks his own forehead]

[Bill] Ah, forget this, let's just wander around.

*Begins wandering in circles around Bill*

[giggle]

[Cut to YK riding a speederbike down one of the halls]

[YK] [crazily] I'm Anakin Skywalker!

[He comes around a corner and goes out of sight. Mackenzie also comes around the corner, riding a kaadu.]

[Mackenzie] [fierce] And I'm The Great Mariisa!

[She goes out of sight. Bill appears around the corner, riding a lawn tractor]

[Bill] [sozzled] And I'm drunk!

*walks in the front door* Um, hello? I finally beat Misty. What did I miss? *nearly gets run over by YK, Mackenzie, and Bill.* Obviously quite a bit. This should be interesting. *goes upstairs to look for a room*

[appears at top of stairs]

Mew?

[KABLOOIE]

[Kaaduu] Grau!!

[Bill] [abruptly sober] Dag blag the blasted -- !

[another crash]

[Cut to several repair droids fixing the crash. A droid who closely resembles Bender enters. Its designation is PI-US10 and likes to be called PuceTan. He's followed by Link, wearing his usual matching tunic, hood/hat, and shorts, and Zelda, who is wearing a Rymplon jumpsuit and the usual wimple on her head]

[PuceTan] I've got the kids here.

[Link] Don't call us "kids".

[YK] Great. Er, is he back?

[PuceTan] He never left.

[Mewtwo] }Who? Surgie?{

[YK] No, no, no, no. We meant this boy we saw, about ten years old, he had long red hair, a piercing gaze, a black jacket, some Pokémon, and a dark set of emotions.

[PuceTan] We think that something is up.

[Mewtwo] }Ah. What're you gonna do?{

Mew!

[YK] Well, I have a plan...