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Hi Pan, darling ;-)
Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Oct 2, 2001
*
Dives in after B-17....pulls him to the shallow end...*
Bad Hippo...BAD! You only eat veggies...remember...just like Gwennie! 
Come on B-17, here's a nice hand towel 
I'll keep you warn 
Hi Pan, darling ;-)
Babel17 Posted Oct 3, 2001
Th..th..thanks, my love. Mmmm bodyheat, gotta love it. 
Hi Pan, darling ;-)
Babel17 Posted Oct 3, 2001
Th..th..thanks, my love. Mmmm bodyheat, gotta love it.
Hi Pan, darling ;-)
Babel17 Posted Oct 3, 2001
Th..th..thanks, my love. Mmmm bodyheat, gotta love it.
Hi Pan, darling ;-)
Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Oct 4, 2001
Did you hit your head? You seem to have developed a bit of a stutter. *wink* (still refusung to use that awful winky eye) 
Hi Pan, darling ;-)
Gwennie Posted Oct 4, 2001
Nah! I think that it's the echoes coming from my vacant head! 
Nice towel...
*Grabs B17's towel and holds it up for closer inspection*
Hi Pan, darling ;-)
Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Oct 4, 2001
*kicks Gwennie on the shin 
then hops around holding her foot* Owe!!! I forgot to put a 
ing shoe on!
You And I meant every word too! 
Hi Pan, darling ;-)
Gwennie Posted Oct 4, 2001
What? 
Is something the matter Pan? You want the towel returned?
*Tosses the towel to B17*
It's not as if there's anything there I haven't seen before...
*Takes a peek*
Oh my word!
*Feints*
Hi Pan, darling ;-)
Gwennie Posted Oct 6, 2001
*Awakes from a terrible nightmare about something that is completely unmentionable*
What? Where am I?
*Sees B17 and screams*
Eeek!
Hi Pan, darling ;-)
Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Oct 6, 2001
*
s after Gwennie...stops just long enough to check under B-17's towel......*I'll get you, my pretty...& your little dog too! *places stink bomb in 
& tosses it in front of Gwennie*
Oooo...lookie There!-------->
Hi Pan, darling ;-)
Gwennie Posted Oct 7, 2001
*Trips over the and lands face down in a muddy puddle*
Owumph!
*Sits up, rubbing mud from her eyes and in annoyance, throws the offending back to Pan, who it misses completely but instead connects with B17's head, where it falls open and covers him with its contents*
Phew! Worra pong! Now he really does need a shower!
Hi Pan, darling ;-)
Babel17 Posted Oct 7, 2001
Phew! I think I'm going to be sick. How do you get this stuff off? Any lavender or patchouli oil in your bag Pan? Anything to try and cut this stench down at least to semi bearable levels! 
Hi Pan, darling ;-)
Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Oct 7, 2001
Oh my...
...*glares at Gwennie & then forces a scrub brush into her hands* You take the back side...you 
I'll
take care of the front! *hands Gwennie a clothes pin places one on B-17's nose & one on her own* Hope you like Mr. Bubbles!
*begins to sing as she lathers him:
Scrub-a-dub-
dub...three men in a tub...
Hi Pan, darling ;-)
Gwennie Posted Oct 8, 2001
*Closes her eyes and looks the other way as she tackles B17's rear nether regions with her scrubbing brush*
I hope you've not recently eaten baked beans on toast...
Hi Pan, darling ;-)
Babel17 Posted Oct 8, 2001
Badab, I ab quite cabable ob keebing by bodily funcdions in cebch, thabk youb veby mubch.
Ow!
Hi Pan, darling ;-)
Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Oct 11, 2001
ROFL
All better! Give me the brush Gwennie. Gwennie...I SAID, "Give me the brush!" *s over & kicks Gwennie on the shin... I forgot to put on a shoe! 
*
Oh Gwennie?!? I'm sorry...here
Hi Pan, darling ;-)
Babel17 Posted Oct 12, 2001
*makes mental note to get Pan a special pair of shin kickers. Feels very very tender after all that scrubbing*
Hi Pan, darling ;-)
Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Oct 12, 2001
TF 4 WS
P.S.
don't forget the shin kickers...
VERY important! *wink*
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