h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

It depends which language you are spelling it in!! If you go for an Eastern European one I would think that you should ditch all the vowels!!!..try ggggrrrrrmmmpppphhhhh

Yeah, s'pose so. Unless of course it is a Slavo-European language in which case it would be suffixed with 'ov' or 'ski'.

Just out of curiosity, have you seen this 'Chat & date'line advertised on TV. If not, it is one of these premium rate message services for sad blokes to call and meet the 'partner of their dreams'.

All very sleazy. The ad is set in a club full of very happy, attractive and seemingly well adjusted young ladies dancing the night away. How is this designed to get you to call?? Surely one should be looking for the nightclub where the ad is set and not wasting my hard earned money calling............

Indeed!! You've seen right through that haven't you I guess that there aren't many happy,well-adjusted young ladies sitting at home by the telephone anyway..they are all online in h2g2

I certainly am, some of the time. Mind you it depends on:

(a) Your definition of well-adjusted
(b) Your definition of young.

Besides, I'm not available. Sorry. (Actually, I'm not sorry 'cos I'm very happily married.)

As are most of the h2g2 crowd no doubt!! I wasn't trying to infer anything there Dragon...just imputting a witty reply !!