h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

This is the sadly neglected partical that few members of the scientific community recognize.
It is the last electron to jump across the contacts of a switch when a device, be it a light, motor, vibrator or any electrical device is turned in the direction of off.
One of the mysteries regarding the Spurious Tron, and this is where the few boffins investigating this phenomenon agree to disagree, is whether the particle actually jumps or is it pushed.
My personal belief is that it is pushed, but, and this is where the story really starts, the American scientists involved in the project are indicating that the little buggers jump. My understanding is that the reason for this doubtfull conclusion by the Yanks is to prevent any form of litigation in the unlikly event of the actual culprit, or indeed, there may be a brace or even a cluster of culprits responsible particles involed in the pushing if the particle.
There was even a hint that the switcher of the switch may be held responsible for what may be considered a criminal act. The annihitation of an innocent particle.
It is obvious that more research is required in this area even if it is only to find out what happens to the Spurious Trons, not to mention any other reasons.I can not think of any other reasons at this time in space, therefor the request not to mention any other reasons.......
Well, it's just a thought
Please disregard spelling and punctuation. I did!

Ted Bluegum...retired

What has this got to do with condoms?????

Avatar, when you see this phenomenon as a metaphor, it makes tremendous sense. We put on a condom. We engage in sex. The orgasm is reached. Ejaculation occurs. Is the ejaculate pushed out into that condom, or does it jump out? After an even 100 self-observations of this sexual phenomenon, I'm unable to conclude definitely that it is pushed or that it jumps. Consequently, I shall continue to pursue the research, perhaps to 1,000 self-observations. Atavar, perhaps you would add your own self-observations of this phenomenon to the data base being assembled. Even if we can never reach an absolute conclusion in this matter, however, the research itself will produce its own rewards.