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Masturbation Euphemisms
Reverend Aladdin Sane Started conversation Apr 19, 2000
As an M.C. at the Rocky Horror Picture Show, I get plenty of use out of the various masturbation euphemisms.
Spanking the bald man until he pukes
Polishing the rocket
Petting the kitty
Going where no man has gone before
Masturbation Euphemisms
mmmaxxxwelll Posted May 8, 2000
My favorite (for females) is "shaking hands with the bearded clam." Also, some other good ones are choking the chicken, beating the meat, and spanking the monkey.
Masturbation Euphemisms
Sheriff Fatman Posted Jun 8, 2000
Sorry Dave, but I've got to tell the world this.
I have a friend who told me of an experience he had in his teen years. He was kneeling infront of the TV, trousers and pants around ankles, whacking off to the image of some woman (I think it was a news reader. Dave?). At the point of no return Maggie Thatchers image came onto the screen, at the same time Dave did
Now we refer to all such instances as Maggie Thatcher Moments.
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