A Conversation for Masturbatory Euphemism

Spanking the Monkey

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Big Cheese

The classic. A euphemism everyone knows. Doubly funny because, not only does it refer to masturbation, but it features the word 'Monkey', which (if it were a film) would guarentee it a nine out of ten by default.


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