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Another Ip Dip

Post 1

Vic

Ip Dip
Sky Blue
Whose It?
Not you.
Not because you're dirty
Not because your clean
My mum says your the fairy queen
So out you must go.

And who said they had to make sense eh?


Another Ip Dip

Post 2

Bez (arguaby the finest figure of a man ever found wearing Bez's underwear) <underpants>

Back when I was in school in the mid-80s we used another version of the first 'Ip Dip':

Ip dip,
Dog S**t,
F*****g B*****d,
Dirty G*t.

I'm sure I can leave you to fill in the asterisks.

This was not a particularly bad school either, although the rhyme was used almost exclusively by the boys.

Bez


Another Ip Dip

Post 3

idling

This is the one we used only it was 'fairiest queen' for some reason. So nice to remember it.


Another Ip Dip

Post 4

Dribbling

Ip dip,
dog sh!t,
you stood in it!


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