h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Prince Philip I known to have a bad memory. He did a tour of a factory where he saw something which was badly wired. he should have said "It looks like it was wired by Cowboys but said Wired by Indians, which caused great affence at the time

Can anyone remember which football team have the sponser Dreamcast, during a visit to the club he asked if it was Dreamcast United.

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PP may have a bad memory and thinks tact is the past tense of something you do into the wind while sailing, but he can sometimes be right. i recall he offended the universe by declaring during the gun debate that a madman would use a cricket bat to kill people if he couldnt use a gun. Its true! If someone is dangerous, they will either obtain an illegal weapon or use something legal in a dangerous way. You cant ban anything which is a potential weapon. Occasionally it is useful to have someone in the public eye who is not afrid to speak up and hang the consequences! Shame people dont listen.