h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

The royal train, carrying the HM and Pip was travelling somewhere through the Yorkshire wilderness overnight, when it broke down, not too far from a remote station.
The royal couple were taken to the station masters office while the train was being hurriedly repaired by terrified lackeys.
Now, the station master, was obviously a little nervous, having the Queen and Phil in his office, so trying hard to think of some way to make them happier asked something like
"Shall i get you some entertainment"
Apparently Phil fixed him with an icy stare and replied something like
"What are you, a fu*king juggler?"

ouch
poor guy was probably only thinking of hooking a tv up

nice one phil

Mind you, nobody's at their best when they're stuck in a broken down train in the middle of nowhere with scant hope of getting to their destination within hailing distance of the time they wanted to arrive.