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Uncle Heavy [sic] Posted Jul 22, 2001
i have no need of sober sight, when i have beer as my ally. delicious beer.
ahem.
im going to do my best not to get wasted this time...hehe
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Uncle Heavy [sic] Posted Jul 23, 2001
if i ask enough people to count my drinks and stop me at four, surely someone will remember. then at least i will retain the power of speech, balance and memory
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shrinkwrapped Posted Jul 23, 2001
Not if I shove grass in your mouth, push you over and suck your memory out with a straw.
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Uncle Heavy [sic] Posted Jul 24, 2001
If you did that, id be forced to lie there and burble, memorylessly through the grass.
i hope you are considering the full implications of such an action.
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Hopelessly Paranoid Posted Jul 24, 2001
Technically, wouldn't it be maintaining the status quo... 
Please no puns.... this is still my message centre...
[HP}=~~
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shrinkwrapped Posted Jul 24, 2001
I could tenuously link in some NOFX lyrics, if it would help?
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Uncle Heavy [sic] Posted Jul 25, 2001
not if you want your spine to remain in perfect working order.
what about if i said we're rocking all over the world? what then?
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Hopelessly Paranoid Posted Jul 26, 2001
UH, I've sent you out once already and you're still here making cracks like that whats going on?
[HP}=~~
Now THIS is a poor joke...
shrinkwrapped Posted Jul 26, 2001
He's making WHAT? I didn't realise he was in the drug game too...
Now THIS is a poor joke...
Hopelessly Paranoid Posted Jul 26, 2001
Hard habit to break. A sad tale.
[HP}=~~
Now THIS is a poor joke...
Hopelessly Paranoid Posted Jul 26, 2001
Hard habit to break. A sad tale.
[HP}=~~
Now THIS is a poor joke...
shrinkwrapped Posted Jul 26, 2001
Sssh!
If you listen carefully, you can just make out the sound of the moderator reading this *ahem* conversation/long string of awfulness as hir or her brain finally gives up and tries to escape through their ears "gaa, too... many... aaaaaaargh... bad... nnrrrng... puns..."
*SPLAT*
"nrrng... brain... seeping... through... ears... must... find... mop..."
*THUD*
I think they should get danger money.
Now THIS is a poor joke...
Uncle Heavy [sic] Posted Jul 26, 2001
actually, they read them as single disjointed conversations. its done on most recent posts overall.
so maybe we're spreading the pain.
Now THIS is a poor joke...
Uncle Heavy [sic] Posted Jul 26, 2001
actually, they read them as single disjointed conversations. its done on most recent posts overall.
so maybe we're spreading the pain.
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