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shrinkwrapped Posted Jul 12, 2001
*lip quivers*
*breaks down*
Nooooo... someone make him stop! 
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Hopelessly Paranoid Posted Jul 12, 2001
*looks at UH and points at the door*
Out... out of my message centre....
Shame on you... for such punnery....
[HP}=~~
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Uncle Heavy [sic] Posted Jul 13, 2001
*prostrates himself on the floor*
Im sorry
*sobs*
I didnt mean it
*grabs HP by the ankle*
can you find it in your heart to forgive me?
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Uncle Heavy [sic] Posted Jul 14, 2001
that may say its a grovel, but for me it will always be lighting a spliff.
just like 
for me is more like
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shrinkwrapped Posted Jul 14, 2001
They really need to introduce a smiley with yellow-tainted, bloodshot eyes, too.
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Uncle Heavy [sic] Posted Jul 15, 2001
or, i dunno, a copulate smiley, or a genocide smiley. all these are too loveydovey gippy ones. what we need is some good old fasioned carnage
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shrinkwrapped Posted Jul 15, 2001
Hmm, I'm not quite sure what the Beeb would have to say about those...
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Uncle Heavy [sic] Posted Jul 17, 2001
we could set up an infinity loop and crash the systme1
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Hopelessly Paranoid Posted Jul 19, 2001
down with the system... tear it down and establish a completely new regime with exactly the same effects.
[HP}=~~
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Uncle Heavy [sic] Posted Jul 20, 2001
no. if id have meant that, id have said it. Big mad Mr T. you have been selected from thousands to come to the oxford meet. laserquest, beer or not drunken abuse from me and fun. go to joe aka arnias page and sign it down. your name that is.
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shrinkwrapped Posted Jul 21, 2001
Hmm, sounds intersting. With my Sober Sight(tm) I shall sharp-shoot you all to oblivion. In the eyes.
I'll go and check it aaaaght.
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Hopelessly Paranoid Posted Jul 21, 2001
By the way Big T, are you still planning to go to the onion?
Sober Sight (tm) rules...
[HP}=~~
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shrinkwrapped Posted Jul 21, 2001
Yes, I'm still very much hoping to attend the Onion (can you spot the cleverly hidden Onion in my name?) - which may be a problem with regards to this Oxford meet... it's just the next week, and I'm gonna be borrowing the money to get to Manchester as it is, 'cos I won't be paid until the end of August. I'll try to get to Oxford, but I can't make any promises...
The Norf, however, is still very much er... up for the going to, as long as I can find some way of meeting other peeps to keep me occupied on the train.
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