h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

hello there sam nice to see a fresh face about
if there is anything you need help with you can pop over here...
http://www.h2g2.com/A214796 and you will find lots of friendly researchers called Aces who will be tickled pink to help you
anyway, hope to see you about the forums soon
monsy

Hi Sam!
I'm afraid that even with 30K+ researchers here, I am still the authority on Iron Maiden.
So check out -my- links then:

http://www.h2g2.com/A258077
This is something I did for potential rockers like us . Looks like the masses here need converting to the ways of Maiden!

http://www.h2g2.com/A181748
My very cool Eric Clapton article

http://www.h2g2.com/A219106
My Mosh Pit! moshmoshmoshmoshmosh!

And, of course, you can go to my homepage. It is way cool and has tons of links (and makes good reading).

UP THE IRONS!

Hey Mr A (it rhymes ha ha ha). Nice to see I'm not the only guy who likes iron maiden .By the way, do you play the bass guitar ,well if you do I must be Mystic Meg (septic peg).

And by the way Monsy cheers for the great offer if I need help, at the moment I'm a bit daunted.

First off, you money grabbing capitalist skumbo, get those ad banners off your browser!
btw monsy I know this punk irl.

Don't pretend you don't know me fascist!
Hope to see you getting involved around here. I won't pressurise you any more. Just explore, check out the surroundings, join the clubs and things. That's how I got where I am now. And hey, I'm still doing it!

ermmm....did i miss something??
monsy

i don't know, what have you missed?

you said you knew this irl...what is an irl?? and if it is sort of like a friend i would hate to see how kind you are to an enemy
monsy

irl=in real life
http://www.h2g2.com/A250101

What Urchin is doing is having two ad banners on his browser-thing, so he can make money by surfing the net. The downside of this is that his browser runs real slow!

Is browser the right word?

makes sense now
monsy

I can't wait to hear what my friend has to say about this.

Let's wait until he catches up on us!

Hey Urchin, I got an e-mail from Mike to come and visit your page, so here I am. Good luck with the band, hope your songs turn out O.K. It's always a struggle to start off with knowing what to play. Is there much of an audience for your type of thing way down in the west country?

Monsy, IRL = In real life. Mike A has actually owned up to knowing Urchin. Urchin seems confused by this. Perhaps Mike A does not acknowledge Urchin IRL! But is he afraid of spiders?

Anyhow, hallo Urchin. Any friend of Mike A's is probably a threat to the environment. No really, just having a bit of fun, Mike will tell you I'm ok. He better. Welcome to h2g2 and don't be daunted.

Lil

Yo!
Well, Urchin, someone's having a stab at ya! What are you gonna do about it?

It's me Urchin. I'd just like to thank Mr A for getting me loads of fame. Oh yeh I've taken those nasty adbanners off there just not goddam worth it.

Cheers everyone for talking to me I think I'm starting to get used to this H2ML thing but if it was not for the gloruis Mr A I could have achieved nothing.

Mate, now I make up nearly 50% of the postings here!

Urchin, my lad, you may be interested in my new updated Iron Maiden article:
http://www.h2g2.com/A198290

Well I fank you kindly sir, visit my website now.

Hope your cold is better, Mr. Urchin
Lil

Urchin, mate, get this idea of ruling h2g2 out of your brain! It is not your website!

It is mine

Looks like your GuideML has gone to pot. Do you remember what I told you to do? Change the type from HTML to GuideML, and back to HTML if needs be.
But, now you know some of the stuff I want to know! How did you get the colours?

Well thankyou Lil my cold is better and Mike A I will Email you those HTML codes but my 0800 number and my 0845 number is just not goddam working so I'm on Mike A computer.
My website should be looking like some sort of 60's mosh pit in a couple of days so keep watching. HE HE