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The God of Golf
PTVroman Started conversation Apr 28, 2000
I have long thought that Loki, the Trickster of Norse mythology, was the God of Golf. After reading about Eris, I know I was mistaken. She is obviously the one who KEEPS MAKING MY SHOTS HIT THE WATER. Lord knows it isn't my fault.
The God of Golf
Prince Mu-Chao Posted May 20, 2000
It is most definitely Eris, who is teaching you the Discordian Game of SINK. I would just be glad that it was golf balls she illustrated this with instead of Canada or your socks (for instance) and leave it at that. For, anyone who delves deeply into the mysteree of SINK shall most definitely go mad (and I do mean in the 10/6 way).
You might request that she teach you a different Discordian Game, such as CookNote Fiberglass or Discordian Solitaire (though those games take two or more people to play).
The God of Golf
Malichor, High Pope of the Wholly Discordian church, and tweaker of the Nipples of Eris. Posted Aug 25, 2000
Ah! Prince Mu-Chao
surely you realize golf, is the realm of BOB, may his slack be forever cursed
An though Our lady may have dallied with him at one point or another, a one night stand is still, a one night stand
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