h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I've just limped away, bruised but not beaten (by a matter of nanometres) from a verbal assault of my mother based largely on the fact that I haven't cleaned the sink properly. Well thanks mum. Now I know where I stand in our house. If everyone rates the cleanliness of something that, to be fair, I spit in every day and night, as more important than myself, then, erm,... well, come back tomorrow when I've come up with a suitable catchphrase.

Actually none of that was true. I left a lot of dirt on the sink so that she might notice it and what I've just written would be true, but t'was not to be. I just thought it would be rather amusing. I must be going completely mad...

Learning to clean the sink is very important for those intending to go to University. After a good nights drinking session the sink in the corner of the room is more appealing than the toilet down the corridor.

nuff said!