Greetings biped!

In the unlikely event of anyone stumbling, with odds of five zillion to one, on this page, then I would like to make it absolutely clear that unless you are a psychiatrist searching for overt insanity on the Internet, you will not find much in the way of useful warm friendly information. I'm a very cynical person y'see, as any of you people who spend their lives hooked up to a computer and no longer have a life will maybe have found out by reading my utterly insignificant Guide Entries. I do not take kindly to uninvited intruders to my home page. In fact, at this very moment, an e-mail bomb is winging it's way towards your Inbox or I have unleashed two industrial-strength heat-seeking missiles to track down and destroy your serene abode. But then again, I probably haven't. I don't have any heat-seeking missiles actually. Almost had you fooled though didn't I?
Alright, I'll stop spouting out drivel, if I can, and leave you to browse this sight at your ease.

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