h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Make sure you spell that right.. it's A-n-o-n-y-m-o-u-s-e. Wouldn't want you taking names erroneously, now would we?

'Nonnie

I knew there was a reason Samuel Clemmens was one of my favourite authors.

'Nonnie

Musta been one confuzzled raggamuffin, then.

Nonnie! My God how I've missed you. It's alicat. I have a chunk of Canadian cheddar and an invite to come with us on the Red DD Bus to Las Vegas. All of your friends are going. We'll get there for the h2g2 birthday on the 28th. On the way, we're stopping at Mari-rae's farm in Wisconsin. It's an all out party all the way. Please join us. Everyone has missed you so.

http:www.h2g2.com/forumframe.cgi?forum=18878&thread=48039

We've been partying at the Sheraton in Niagara Falls since April 1st. Oh, it's so good to see you.

*Emerges from lurking amongst the thread*

Hey Nonnie! Wassup? Where've you been hiding? How are you?

*Waves to God Almightly*

Hi! I think someone on the Red DD Bus sat on your bottle of booze and gave themselves an enema! You don't happen to have a spare one, do you?

* Flashes past, well it's always the way when your got a million things to do - before lunchtime *

Ah Gwennie, I haven't got any at the moment, but rest assured Saint Rasputin is busily working on another batch. The shortfall in production is mainly due to the fact he tends to consume most of the vat, before it's properly cooled & distilled

Although, I do have an experimental drink he is working on...

* Hands over the flask with a fire hazard symbol emboldened on the side *

...called Saint Joan's Firewater.

I think that you are operating under a misguided assumption, which is just because the idea of xtianity is a burden to you it must be for every body. This is a somewhat concieted stand. It has never been the basic philosophy that has been the problem, but rather the power structures that are built up around a popular belief. And there will always be such power structures, and corruption of ideologies, philosophies, and beliefs. Because people are selfish and greedy, etc. The idea itself cannot do good or harm. It is in the hands of people, that either or both is done.

GOD, if you really DO exist (which right now I find hard to believe) then you are something similar to a psychopath. (Did I spell that right?)
Please everyone who reads this and thinks life is being proven to be miserable, visit http://www.h2g2.com/A307621 and I'll prove that life is nothing in particular. I think that's what I say anyway, I'm not sure yet.

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Daniel, let me answer your question with a question: Ever seen or touched a 'soul'?

God is the answer to all questions that we cannot answer. If we cannot prove something, God made it happen.

What is outside our universe? (another one) What's outside of that one? (another one) Does it ever end? (no) Really? Whatever our meager little brains cannot fathom, GOD is the answer!