h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Noooo!
To keep me here, I must go away...
The trouble with getting a job in Hereford is that unless you can drive a tractor, deliver a calf or grow sideburns to suitably bushy lengths, you really are screwed...

*sympathy*

Poor you...

What're you're options then...?

*sympathy*

Poor you...

What're your options then...?

Hmm...I've managed to sylmpost myself...

Nope, hang on...it's a test really...one of those "spot the difference" things...

I can see the difference
I've also got the sideburn bit part sorted...

Yep, I think you have...

So, what's next...?

I've also heard a rumour that a PCWorld is going up, I'll ask if I can get a job there... But I may be seriously over-qualified;
I know how to operate a pc

LOL

Well...you could always try & fool them...just forget how to use a mouse...and type with one finger at a time...occasionally letting it hover over the keyboard...then you just have to squint at the screen a little...and...erm...forget the occasional thing...

Oh and don't call it a PC, but that box thing over there....and www stands for wow what works....and the internet is not going to take off....and no microsoft are definately the best software there is don't touch anything else

LOL, you're obviously better at this than me...

I've had years of experience trying to dumb down. So the nice people at the SSA (I have to say that I signed a form when I used to work there) off my back.

I don't thin that sentence followed, DD.

It did too. Only the grammar wasn't too hot:

I've had years of experience trying to dumb down. So the nice people at the SSA (I have to say that I signed a form when I used to work there) off my back.

Should read;

I've had years of experience trying to dumb down. So the nice people at the SSA (I have to say that I signed a form when I used to work there) would keep off my back.

Especially about getting a job.