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I would like to claim 69, in honour of my number in the Great Wetherspoon 5-A-Side tournement here we didnt come dead last.

Let me phrase this carefully: Virtual Supporters' Club squad number 69 is all yours, Nirvanite. There, I think that's ambiguity and innuendo-free! Welcome to the VSC.

Good to see you, by the way - I wondered what had happened to you in the Fantasy Football this week. Luckily for you, I think you missed a very low-scoring week!

Darn and Blast! knew id forgotten something.

And why didn't we come last? Anything to do with my star turn against Bury, keeping the score to only 3-0? Or my career-ending* foul on that mouthy lad in the second to last match?

*mine, not his. It was like Keane vs Haaland part 1.

or mayb my Goalkeeping heroics, in a game we won 5-2, or maybe beatbox dave never passing, oh wait, he was a cock.

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How come you can call Beatbox Dave but I can't? Is it because he passed to me once?

yeah

Looks like the Phantom Yikeser has infiltrated the VSC anyway. Hey, Yikeser, why just me? Why not Nirvanite too?

I think there are a few loosers who just trawl around looking for things they can yikes.

The "Mary Whitehouses" of hootoo.

Yeah, but why just my post? I mean the two were nearly identical...

you are a Leeds Fan

The Moderators may have assumed that Nirvanite was referring to a cockerel with unusual footballing ability. Perhaps, Psycorp, you said something more obviously offensive about this 'Beatbox Dave' - suggesting that he was about as much use as the current Leeds strikers, for instance?

As fart as resoning goes Ormy, that was fowl...

Far, I meant far. Not fart. Clever me.

It was funnier as fart!

silly me, i should have thought of 69 as a squad number... it's the number of the rhône department, where lyon is located. a lot of supporters have their replicas flocked with it: http://poupou6945.skyblog.com/pics/photo_5125940_small.jpg but i think 51, with "ricard" is wittier...