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...give a good massage?
neogiegue Started conversation Jul 27, 2004
yeah. I want some tips on giving a massage. i was surprised to find that there wasnt an entry on it yet. anybody gonna help?
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Amy the Ant - High Manzanilla of the Church of the Stuffed Olive Posted Jul 27, 2004
Perhaps the <./>Search</.> is playing up again. There's an article on massage on A422588.
Amy 
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Mort - a middle aged Girl Interrupted Posted Jul 27, 2004
i don't know... but I would love one! I woke up with horrendous back pain again and my muscles are in spasm.
So if any volunteers are passing this way...
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Moving On Posted Jul 27, 2004
I'm an aromatherapist, so I could wax lyrical about masage.
Which bit do you want to give a swift rub over with an oily rag?
(Be careful... be very, very, careful) 
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Mu Beta Posted Jul 27, 2004
If you have an oily rag, could you give my alternator a polish?
B
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jul 27, 2004
I've never heard it called *that* before.
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Mort - a middle aged Girl Interrupted Posted Jul 28, 2004
Thanks Master B - you are a Gent.
Ev - behave, I think you are in enough trouble 
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jul 28, 2004
Er... I think Mort was referring to me. 
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Moving On Posted Jul 28, 2004
Possibly... but then again, as a professional aromatherapist, I shouldn't have acknowledged the comment - let alone laughed out loud.
still.... does you good to have a laugh, doesn't it?
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Mort - a middle aged Girl Interrupted Posted Jul 28, 2004
I shall just blame both of you - double trouble
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jul 28, 2004
?
Can you tell what it is yet? 
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Moving On Posted Jul 28, 2004
Not so much a digerido as a digerican't-at-the-moment, for 
ing!
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Mort - a middle aged Girl Interrupted Posted Jul 28, 2004
Not my fault - *grumbles in Mutley style*
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- 1: neogiegue (Jul 27, 2004)
- 2: Amy the Ant - High Manzanilla of the Church of the Stuffed Olive (Jul 27, 2004)
- 3: Mort - a middle aged Girl Interrupted (Jul 27, 2004)
- 4: Mu Beta (Jul 27, 2004)
- 5: Moving On (Jul 27, 2004)
- 6: Mu Beta (Jul 27, 2004)
- 7: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Jul 27, 2004)
- 8: Mu Beta (Jul 27, 2004)
- 9: Moving On (Jul 28, 2004)
- 10: Mort - a middle aged Girl Interrupted (Jul 28, 2004)
- 11: Moving On (Jul 28, 2004)
- 12: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Jul 28, 2004)
- 13: Moving On (Jul 28, 2004)
- 14: Mort - a middle aged Girl Interrupted (Jul 28, 2004)
- 15: Moving On (Jul 28, 2004)
- 16: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Jul 28, 2004)
- 17: Moving On (Jul 28, 2004)
- 18: Mort - a middle aged Girl Interrupted (Jul 28, 2004)
- 19: Moving On (Jul 29, 2004)
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