This is the Message Centre for Omicron - Master of Hyperspace and Chanter of arcane superstring equations
The Martial Arts of Hatta Katta
Omicron - Master of Hyperspace and Chanter of arcane superstring equations Started conversation Jan 5, 2000
It begins on an island somewhere out there in the deep reaches of the Pacific(in your laundry, if you prefer), where the inhabitants of the Banana Republic of Hatta Katta have just finished honing their martial arts to perfection. Knowing my interest in things martial, they told me all about it, and, as far as I can understand, it consists of running around your opponent in circles, preferably screaming like a lunatic all the while. This won't exactly have the usual effect of breaking his arm in twelve places, but your opponent will either lose his hearing, lose his sanity, or lose consciousness.(Yeah, I know, there's a lot of losing here, the guy who told me all this lost his lunch!)
My advice is, stick to karate!
Key: Complain about this post
The Martial Arts of Hatta Katta
More Conversations for Omicron - Master of Hyperspace and Chanter of arcane superstring equations
Write an Entry
"The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is a wholly remarkable book. It has been compiled and recompiled many times and under many different editorships. It contains contributions from countless numbers of travellers and researchers."