h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Ho... Ho... Ho... Welcome one and all to the second Greebo's Chrimbo Party, lets hope this years is as full of life, and fun as last year...

Come on, lets get the drinks, the food, the music... and never forgetting the mistletoe...

~Greebo puckers up~

Whose first?

*leaving a [] hoping to be able to return when h2g2 isn't quite as s-l-o-w as right now*

*leaves Greebo a *

*holds a up instead of mistletoe*
Greebo! ~huggle~ I was feeling so today! Thank you for starting your party already!

*an ox dances around and around*

*returning after changing her settings to Alabaster, brrr*

*joins ox in whirling, swirling dance of joy*

*holds out obligatory *

*puff puff pant WHEW!*

Thanks for the dance, Titania! I needed the workout. I want to be in shape for the holidays.

Why, you will probably end up eating more and drinking some and ruining all the hard work.

* Knocks on door mat, wipes feet on door, looks around for a suitable place to become wall flower.*

Hello all.

I was soooo happy to see you thowing another Crimbo party, Greebo! May many come to you and yours.

*begins hanging the missletoe, as monsy hasn't gotten here yet*

G7

*Enters, with obligatory *

What's a Chrimbo? Is it like Christmas?

/* Gives Greebo a polite Chrimbo kiss, and a and a (caramel milk shake) */

/* Zeepo gives Greebo a big, slobbery, puppy Chrimbo kiss */

Merry Chrimbo, everyone!

Hmm.. I dunno.. There's usually..... another who normally proclaims herself the only wallflower 'round these parts... Btw.. where -is- Shazz and Monsy? Have they been invited?

*puts on a suit and starts stringing round the and passes out some s and *

Hmm.. *stands back and watches the lights twinkle for a bit... Hears on the stoop, brightens noticably*

Oooh ??

Hmm ... no.. no yet.

'Nonnie

*Air kisses Greebo*
Sweetie! How absolutely fabulous! I've brought you a crate of bolly and a pressie. It's something gorgeous from Harvey Nicks of course. .
Nonnie! Lovely to see you. I'm sure Shazz and co will be here soon.
Now Greebo where's all the lovely young men? I hope you remembered to invite some.
Ah! I see one.
*Goes over to d'Elaphant with a large piece of mistletoe*

~Greebo excitedly goes round and huggles everyone she can get her paws on~

Oh my... oh my... oh my... me is so happy...

~really enormous grin~....

Need some decorations up me thinks... who could possible help me with those???

I have brought along some paper chains and a few twinkling lights, would they be any good.

Mistress X

I'd be happy to help decorating, Greebo! *thinking her wings can be really useful to reach ceiling and other hard-to-reach places*

Hands Titania the paper chains. Could you put these in place please, I haven't got the head for heights myself.

I do so love your wings, so impressive.

Mistress X

*flies off to set up paper chains, arranging them in the shape of a giant spiral, making your mind spin when you look up at it*

~clapping hands in delight~

Oh beautiful Titania, how about these lights next.

Mistress X
(Missy for short)

Where do you think they'd fit in best, X?