A Conversation for What to buy the Person who has Everything

Instant obsolescence...

Post 1

Skunk Baxter Allstars

This imaginary, hypothetical person may well have everything, but as we all know, some things last a lot longer than others. (That queasy sinking feeling, for instance). So the thing is to give them something that they already have, but which will shortly expire, break or otherwise become useless. Thus, your gift will replace the spent thing that they already have. There's the logic, here are some possibles:
Aerosol cheese
Twiglets
Fake Rolex watches from Hong Kong
Trendy clothes
Stoats
Teenage girlfriends
Any computer equipment whatsoever

and so on...

What else is there that becomes obsolete the moment you take it out of the box?


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