h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Actually, I find it quite offensive. Mainly aesthetically offensive, but offensive in many other ways also.

Also, when did smoking and drinking become sins? Jesus himself drank, and he is God or the son thereof.

I second Mr. teapot

and when has partying and swearing been evil? respect authority? if people aren't Christians how are they hypocrites?

Of course, watching dirty movies gives your soul to satan. In fact, it makes you the bleeding Antichrist!! and rated R isnt the only evil movies! Pg-13 and PG are just the devil's ways to make you lower your guard. After three PG-13 movies you'll be out eating babies like all of Lucifer's brethren!

yeah right

It's like Bill Hicks said:

"If it's a choice between eternal hell with good music n partying and heaven with New Kids on the block, I'm gonna be surfing the lake of fire, high fiving satan every time i pass him on the beach."

The thing this fire-breathing idiot forgets is that modern christians dispute the idea of there actually being a satan and hell(other than being physically refused entry to heaven). These idiots give christians a bad name, who on thw whole are nice, decent people.

Satan RULES!

Very true. - 1 John 5:19

But not for long. - Revelation 20:1-3,7-10