Letter from Satan - NON OFFENSIVE: a Christian viewpoint
From Satan: Hell-O, I saw you yesterday as you began your daily chores. You awoke without kneeling to pray. As a matter of fact, you didn't even bless your meals, or pray before going to bed last night. You are so unthankful, I like that about you. I cannot tell you how glad I am that you have not changed your way of living, Fool, you are mine! Remember, you and I have been going steady for years, and I still don't love you yet. As a matter of fact I hate you, because I hate God. I am only using you to get even with God. He kicked me out of heaven, and I'm going to use you as long as possible to pay him back. You see, Fool, God Loves You and He has great plans in store for you. But you have yielded your life to me and I'm going to make your life a living HELL. That way we'll be together twice. This will really hurt God. Thanks to to you. I'm really showing him who's the boss in your life. With all of the good times we've had... We have been watching dirty movies, cursing people out, partying, stealing, lying, being hypocrites, fornicating, back stabbing, disrespecting adults and those in leadership position. NO respect for the church, having a bad attitude: SURELY you don't want to give all this up. Come on FOOL, lets BURN together forever, I've got some HOT plans for us. This is just a letter of appreciation from me to you. I'd like to say THANKS for letting me use you most of your foolish life. You are so gullible, I laugh at you! When you are tempted to sin, you give in HA HA HA, YOU MAKE ME SICK! Sin is really beginning to take its toll on your life. You look twice your age. I need new blood, so go ahead and teach some children how to sin. I love it when you do that it makes my job that much easier. All you have to do is smoke, drink alcohol, cheat, lie, gamble, gossip, fornicate, and do it all in the presents of a child and they will surely do it also. Kids are like that, all they need is you to show them how. Well Fool, I have to let you go for now, but I'll be back in a couple of seconds to tempt you again. If you were smart, you would run somewhere, confess your sins, and live for God with the little bit of life you have left. It's not my nature to warn people like you, but to me your a Joke knowing what you know and still sinning. your pathetic. Don't get me wrong I still HATE YOU. Have a nice DEATH Your Enemy SATANConversations
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