A Conversation for Male Masturbation

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Post 2001

Sierra Indigo - now Cheesecakethulhu flavoured

Sleep on the couch, and let him find you later then say you got in earlier than he thinks? smiley - winkeye


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Post 2002

Sierra Indigo - now Cheesecakethulhu flavoured

Teehee. I got post 2001!


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Post 2003

wazzow

is he the understanding type.....

does he know your mate well...?

if the answer to bothh the above is yes....you've just won a phonecall to your other half.

if however he is none of the above ..i feel that stretching the truth might be called for..not to elaborate just in case...oh & wake him up when you get in ..coz were very forgiving if were woken up if you know wot i mean.


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Post 2004

JACK - WAS SOBER AT LUNCHTIMES (3 DAYS AND COUNTING) - FELL OFF THE WAGON- THOUGH FINDS AFTERNOON MEETINGS MORE FUN NOW.

no go... i have to go past the bedroom for the couch and the door sticks so you have to practically kick it open....
smiley - sadface


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Post 2005

JACK - WAS SOBER AT LUNCHTIMES (3 DAYS AND COUNTING) - FELL OFF THE WAGON- THOUGH FINDS AFTERNOON MEETINGS MORE FUN NOW.

well if i wake him up in that way i might need those diagrams of yours after all
*lol*
he does know lou....but i think its already a secret issue for him....
but he's one of my best friends and there's no funny business.
smiley - biggrin


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Post 2006

Napnod the (thoughtful) little green sleep monster BSC Econ (Hons)"eek eek eek"

Oh and smiley - ok to wazzow for nearly getting us back on topic (or thereabouts). However I feel this topic drift is getting terminal, specially at this time of night for us UK researchers smiley - biggrin


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Post 2007

JACK - WAS SOBER AT LUNCHTIMES (3 DAYS AND COUNTING) - FELL OFF THE WAGON- THOUGH FINDS AFTERNOON MEETINGS MORE FUN NOW.

plus when i left he was in a strop with me because i hadn't done the washing up or taken the washing out of the machine and he was doing it and i said i wouldn't be long.
smiley - sadface
i've kind of screwed up really because i was meant to be up here tomorrow night anyway, and i was in my pijamas watching tv with him when lou phoned and said he was in the neighbourhood so i got dressed and went out...
i think i'm really in for it this time....
smiley - sadface


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Post 2008

Napnod the (thoughtful) little green sleep monster BSC Econ (Hons)"eek eek eek"

One of the best things about no longer having a bloke in my life is that I don't have that kind of thing to worry about anymore. But since I'm here and not misbehaving myself somewhere else, I can't help feeling it's a bit of a wasted advantage...


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Post 2009

wazzow

hey matey you don't have to explain to me...lol,

oh i do teaching at a resonable rate..(laughs loudly).

look if your not married & he already has a problem ...well have a think i'm not trying to tell you how to run your life.

my missus goes out regularly until 3 & 4 in the morning with both her male & female friends..i don't have a problem with that at all.

in fact if she was staying out all night so long as she called i'd be smiley - cool..its as they say all down to trust...anyway that s me marge proops head off..

wot you gonna do then girlie...


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Post 2010

Napnod the (thoughtful) little green sleep monster BSC Econ (Hons)"eek eek eek"

*smiley - hug Jack*

Here have a bogbrush smiley - cheerup. You can give it to your other half if things get really messy!


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Post 2011

Napnod the (thoughtful) little green sleep monster BSC Econ (Hons)"eek eek eek"

Anyway guys, I'm afraid I'm going to have to leave youand love you or no revision's gonna get done tomorrow.
Wazzow - have a smiley - coffee to keep you going
Jack - hope things turn out ok, keep me posted. smiley - kiss
Night night everyone else. smiley - biggrin


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Post 2012

JACK - WAS SOBER AT LUNCHTIMES (3 DAYS AND COUNTING) - FELL OFF THE WAGON- THOUGH FINDS AFTERNOON MEETINGS MORE FUN NOW.

i don't think he thinks i' playing away from home... but i'm going to get the whole guilt trip earache thing.....
any way enough of this stress...
so who is actually male masturbating at this moment in time....
smiley - erm


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Post 2013

wazzow

hi napnod...

cheers...i was being a bit nosey earlier on jacks pad....& noticed you guys talking woz going to intro myself earlier ...hows life..


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Post 2014

clzoomer- a bit woobly

And so posteth the man at the edge of the world.smiley - smiley I swear the rest of the globe is more in sync, but as Mr. Vonnegut once said- so it goes.


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Post 2015

wazzow

nope can do......

in the middle of the office at present might not be a good time to play a tune on the old fiddle..nudge nudge wink wink no wot i mean squire..


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Post 2016

JACK - WAS SOBER AT LUNCHTIMES (3 DAYS AND COUNTING) - FELL OFF THE WAGON- THOUGH FINDS AFTERNOON MEETINGS MORE FUN NOW.

well looks like i will be going home...
though not just yet....
i think i've sold lou on h2g2.....
motorway driving when tired... hmmmm
smiley - erm.....


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Post 2017

JACK - WAS SOBER AT LUNCHTIMES (3 DAYS AND COUNTING) - FELL OFF THE WAGON- THOUGH FINDS AFTERNOON MEETINGS MORE FUN NOW.

.....on my nth coffee....
argh
going to die on the motorway.....
smiley - sadface


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Post 2018

wazzow

great..

hope he enjoys it as much as the rest of us..

yeah if your driving j take it easy mate..
if i get my bloody email working in the morning i'll give you a shout,i don't usually go & kip until the afternoon anyway..smiley - smiley


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Post 2019

clzoomer- a bit woobly

'ave another.


Drive, dream, BUT DON'T crash.

smiley - smiley


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Post 2020

JACK - WAS SOBER AT LUNCHTIMES (3 DAYS AND COUNTING) - FELL OFF THE WAGON- THOUGH FINDS AFTERNOON MEETINGS MORE FUN NOW.

cheers babe... have a good evening i'll drop you a line in the morning and let you know how it wenttt.....
and you can give marks out of ten
*lol*
take care chick...and thanks.smiley - cuddle


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