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New game anyone?
Sirona ( 1x7-4+(7x6)-(sqrt9) = 42 ) Posted May 16, 2002
Even though my front lawn is now marred.
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There once was a quiet young nudist
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Feisor - -0- Generix I made it back - sortof ... Posted May 16, 2002
Whose motives were often the rudest
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Ugi - Keeper of typos & spelling errers - MAT (see A575912) Posted May 16, 2002
He'd jump out at the shyest and prudest
......
a streaker one day, for a dare
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Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted May 16, 2002
Jogged all the way to work bare
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Jon Quixote: steaming little purple buns for tea. Posted May 16, 2002
Then he made up his mind,
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Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted May 16, 2002
to frame his behind
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mrs the wife Posted May 16, 2002
With a plank made everso square
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There once was an old man of Bute
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SmartGamer, Keeper of That Which Breaks Down Easily [(11*5)-(4*2+5)=42] (Scout) Posted May 16, 2002
he was quite a strange old coot
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Sick Bob. (Most recent incarnation of the Dark Lord Cyclops. Still lord and master of the Anti Squirrel League and Keeper of c Posted May 16, 2002
...he stuck a trumpet up his ass
and let off some gas
And boy did it give off a toot!
When forced on my knees by a girl... 
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Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted May 16, 2002
I thought I'd give it a whirl... 
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Feisor - -0- Generix I made it back - sortof ... Posted May 17, 2002
But I knew my place
And put on a shy face
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Feisor - -0- Generix I made it back - sortof ... Posted May 18, 2002
As my trousers slowly started to unfurl
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"Are you talking to me?" He said with a smile
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Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted May 18, 2002
In a "Robert DeNiro" style
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Sirona ( 1x7-4+(7x6)-(sqrt9) = 42 ) Posted May 18, 2002
But the movie, I'd not seen
So not a thing could I glean
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Feisor - -0- Generix I made it back - sortof ... Posted May 20, 2002
But I hid and shut up for a while
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An angry young man from New York
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Ugi - Keeper of typos & spelling errers - MAT (see A575912) Posted May 20, 2002
tried to hold up a bank with a fork
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Wowbagger Posted May 20, 2002
(he was missing his knife
as he'd just killed his wife) 
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- 6541: Wowbagger (May 14, 2002)
- 6542: Anonymouse (May 14, 2002)
- 6543: Sirona ( 1x7-4+(7x6)-(sqrt9) = 42 ) (May 16, 2002)
- 6544: Feisor - -0- Generix I made it back - sortof ... (May 16, 2002)
- 6545: ...Shrillian... (May 16, 2002)
- 6546: Ugi - Keeper of typos & spelling errers - MAT (see A575912) (May 16, 2002)
- 6547: Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) (May 16, 2002)
- 6548: Jon Quixote: steaming little purple buns for tea. (May 16, 2002)
- 6549: Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) (May 16, 2002)
- 6550: mrs the wife (May 16, 2002)
- 6551: SmartGamer, Keeper of That Which Breaks Down Easily [(11*5)-(4*2+5)=42] (Scout) (May 16, 2002)
- 6552: Sick Bob. (Most recent incarnation of the Dark Lord Cyclops. Still lord and master of the Anti Squirrel League and Keeper of c (May 16, 2002)
- 6553: Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) (May 16, 2002)
- 6554: Feisor - -0- Generix I made it back - sortof ... (May 17, 2002)
- 6555: Feisor - -0- Generix I made it back - sortof ... (May 18, 2002)
- 6556: Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) (May 18, 2002)
- 6557: Sirona ( 1x7-4+(7x6)-(sqrt9) = 42 ) (May 18, 2002)
- 6558: Feisor - -0- Generix I made it back - sortof ... (May 20, 2002)
- 6559: Ugi - Keeper of typos & spelling errers - MAT (see A575912) (May 20, 2002)
- 6560: Wowbagger (May 20, 2002)
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