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THE DONUT STALL vs. THE MICE LEGIONS
Bluebottle Posted Jun 12, 2000
What could Joanna possibly have against mice?
They're very cute. Ask Abi about it.
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The Researcher formally known as Dr St Justin Posted Jun 12, 2000
These mice aren't!
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Bluebottle Posted Jun 12, 2000
If they were rats, all we have to do is get a Pied Piper and they would flush them out to sea. 
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Mew (who is hovering in midair unless otherwise stated) Posted Jun 12, 2000
[considers this, apparently oblivious to the army of mice until it gets withing his reach, whereupon he grabs one of the mice, sending the rest into retreat]
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Tatty42 Posted Jun 12, 2000
*wanders through the stall with a large hosepipe, which he attaches to the tap outside, comes back in, hands the end to the nearest person and goes to turn the tap on*
Well point it at the mice!!!
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Mew (who is hovering in midair unless otherwise stated) Posted Jun 12, 2000
}No! They're in Mt. Sandcastle!{
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Cidhis - Mask Posted Jun 12, 2000
what's the trouble about a few mice being loose, they aren't doing any harm are they?
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Eomando (it is it is it is 2 years now!!! 8-) ) Posted Jun 12, 2000
What mice?
I've missed something terribly important haven't i...
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Cidhis - Mask Posted Jun 12, 2000
I think as long as you are not upset by mice, there's nothing to have missed.
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Eomando (it is it is it is 2 years now!!! 8-) ) Posted Jun 12, 2000
Thankfully I'm not...
...hmm...I think I'm going to have to look anyway...
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Mew (who is hovering in midair unless otherwise stated) Posted Jun 12, 2000
}The mice, in case you have the attention span of a lemon, were having a donut banquet in Mt. Sandcastle and attempted to invade the donut stall twice, and each time I drove them off.{
[The mouse which Mew has caught says, "You pounced on me both times and the rest scattered!"]
}Well you don't have to split hairs.{ 
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Eomando (it is it is it is 2 years now!!! 8-) ) Posted Jun 13, 2000
Thanks Mew...I eventually read the backlog though...and thanks for driving them off...
Donut anyone...?
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Mrgrunt (With the Beard of Power!) Posted Jun 13, 2000
I suppose i'll have to have one...
Just a JD please E.
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Eomando (it is it is it is 2 years now!!! 8-) ) Posted Jun 13, 2000
*hands over a jam donut*
Enjoy it Mrgrunt...
...ah well...must go and revise again...
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Demon Drawer Posted Jun 13, 2000
What are the Mice doing on my mountain. I thought the rabbit investation was bad enough.
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Mew (who is hovering in midair unless otherwise stated) Posted Jun 13, 2000
[The mouse POM* says, "We had to deal with those rabbits, too! They said we had to give them all the carrot-flavoured donuts or we were wiped out! And we don't know if carrot-flavoured donuts even exist!"]
}I don't think so.{
["And now *you're* trying to wipe us out!"]
}I won't if you don't try to invade the donut stall again.{
["Well you've got a slow way of doing it!"]
[*POM: Prisoner Of Mew]
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Eomando (it is it is it is 2 years now!!! 8-) ) Posted Jun 14, 2000
You didn't know carrot donuts existed...?
Why you poor thing...
...here...try one...
*hands over a carrot donut...*
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Mew (who is hovering in midair unless otherwise stated) Posted Jun 14, 2000
}I meant being sold at the stall.{
[opens mouth to eat donut but doesn't get to because a rabbit abruptly leaps over and steals it]
}Hey! That's mine!{
[The mouse says, "That's just the first one! There'll be more!"]
[Mew eats another carrot donut]
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Eomando (it is it is it is 2 years now!!! 8-) ) Posted Jun 15, 2000
OK, OK...so any rabbit invasions I can deal with...I've got plenty of...erm..."special" carrot donuts...that'll make them sleep until someone figures out something better...
*sighs*
This has probably been the quietest the stalls been...
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Demon Drawer Posted Jun 15, 2000
Boy is it a bit quiet in here. Hi Eomando the light says your here somewhere.
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- 121: Bluebottle (Jun 12, 2000)
- 122: The Researcher formally known as Dr St Justin (Jun 12, 2000)
- 123: Bluebottle (Jun 12, 2000)
- 124: Mew (who is hovering in midair unless otherwise stated) (Jun 12, 2000)
- 125: Tatty42 (Jun 12, 2000)
- 126: Mew (who is hovering in midair unless otherwise stated) (Jun 12, 2000)
- 127: Cidhis - Mask (Jun 12, 2000)
- 128: Eomando (it is it is it is 2 years now!!! 8-) ) (Jun 12, 2000)
- 129: Cidhis - Mask (Jun 12, 2000)
- 130: Eomando (it is it is it is 2 years now!!! 8-) ) (Jun 12, 2000)
- 131: Mew (who is hovering in midair unless otherwise stated) (Jun 12, 2000)
- 132: Eomando (it is it is it is 2 years now!!! 8-) ) (Jun 13, 2000)
- 133: Mrgrunt (With the Beard of Power!) (Jun 13, 2000)
- 134: Eomando (it is it is it is 2 years now!!! 8-) ) (Jun 13, 2000)
- 135: Demon Drawer (Jun 13, 2000)
- 136: Mew (who is hovering in midair unless otherwise stated) (Jun 13, 2000)
- 137: Eomando (it is it is it is 2 years now!!! 8-) ) (Jun 14, 2000)
- 138: Mew (who is hovering in midair unless otherwise stated) (Jun 14, 2000)
- 139: Eomando (it is it is it is 2 years now!!! 8-) ) (Jun 15, 2000)
- 140: Demon Drawer (Jun 15, 2000)
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