h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

[There is a rumbling noise. The surface of the water seems to shake. What looks to be a whirlpool appears far away from shore. It dies down, and something is clearly below the water. A torrent of sand pops up, and is swept around in a sort of tornado. More sand pops up, creating a vast, mile-wide whirling of sand.]

[And then, suddenly, it stops. The sand abruptly becomes solid instead of swept around by wind. It is now a large island of sand with a mountain in the center.]

[And on top of the mountain is a giant pink bubble of light.]

[This is Mt. Muwemu, and the Island of Mewem.]

*Looks around*

[The area which Jo has just arrived at consists entirely of sand. To the west is the rather obvious Mt. Muwemu, at the top of which is a giant, pink bubble of energy. There is nothing more to see at this area at this time.]

*DD swims over*

Wow a whole new Sand Mountain. Kewl.

[Nothing seems to be happening at the moment]

But - the good thing is - it is doing Nothing very convincingly.

[YK rides a boat over]

[looks up at the mountain and the pink bubble]

Fascinating...

[After a moment nothing continues to happen]

Anything that happens, happens.
Anything that, in happening, causes something else to happen, causes something else to happen.

[Anything that, on happening, causes itself to happen again, causes itself to happen again.]

[It doesn't necessarily have to go in chronological order, though.]

I think that happens to be about right.

I think I ought to try something ... [takes out his brown, potato-shaped ocarin aand plays a few notes on it]
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[The pink bubble seems to ripple. A shaft of light comes out of one bit of it. Then, apparently not finding something, it disappears.]

Wow.

...

Er, does anyone want to follow me up?

*Pr. C. Tonks teleports on the beach.*
What the?... I have detected strange abnormalities here. A sphere of some sort of energy is causing havoc with my instruments.
I can sort it out of course, but I'm more interested than angry...
*begins to walk up...*

*whips out his own Zelda Ocarina, along with a real, traditional one*
*starts playing*
*badly*
{Beep. Attention. May I advise all persons within a perimeter of 100m to shelter their sound recieving organs.}

[A strange-looking bat-like creature blocks all holes on Big C's ocarina and says, "Don't do that again." Getting compliance, it flies away]

[following BigC] Hey wait!

*stops and turns round*
{Attention, non-hostile subject apoaching. Caution disadvised.}
Acknowledged Watch.
Hi there! Coming up as well?
Just wondering what that thing up there is. Causing havoc with my stuff.

Yes. Something ridiculous is going on with the Force.

Perhaps with some sort of energy field we can deflect the energies from getting into space.

What's that announcing thingy?