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Swimming to Jupiter
Bluebottle Started conversation Mar 7, 2000
*The Orion - a leisure-cruiser, beams the whole 200-mile long swimming pool complex into its vast hold. Everyone that was in the pool, and many who were in the sea, are now inside the spacecraft as it prepares for its historic swim to the moon and Jupiter!
Swimming to Jupiter
Bluebottle Posted Mar 7, 2000
Here *passes a spare pair over*. Now, is there anything else needed before we get started?
Swimming to Jupiter
Cakewalker Posted Mar 7, 2000
Waterwings?
My teacher at high school insisted on putting my Bronze Swimming Certificate on his reference of me in my RoA. Goodness knows why - I'm a terrible swimmer! I can't stand putting my head under the water. I enjoy swimming, though, just so long as it involves just enjoying being in the water and not actually going anywhere. Boats are for going places. It's a shame I never got the hang of canoeing when I was a kid for the same head / water reason as swimming.
Swimming to Jupiter
Demon Drawer Posted Mar 8, 2000
Yippee.
*DD slides down the water slide and doesn't splash at the bottom*
Isn't zero gravity great?
Swimming to Jupiter
J'au-æmne Posted Mar 8, 2000
*Joanna's voice is heard over the intercom*
Are you all ready for liftoff down there?
Da-da, da-da, dadadadadadadadadaaa
Pete Posted Mar 8, 2000
*A dark shape lurks beneath the surface. It moves quickly to the increasiong frightened swimmers. It surfaces and...*
Hello guys. By some sheer fluke - honest - I appear to have met up with you again. I was stowed away on this ship returning from Jupiter when BB nicked it, and I thought I'd tag along for the trip back.
Da-da, da-da, dadadadadadadadadaaa
Demon Drawer Posted Mar 8, 2000
*DD stops scanning the pool side for anyone wearing a Swimming Costume*
What a relieve it is only you, I was getting worried that some one was breaking H.R.A.S.C. regulations on this flight.
Da-da, da-da, dadadadadadadadadaaa
Munchkin Posted Mar 8, 2000
Skiff ... Skiff ... Skiff ... Bonk ... Ouch.
*Crumpled Scotsman emerges from the water*
Damn, I'd nearly broken the record for longest distance skimmed on a tea tray!
Do you think if I just bob about here on my tray I can claim I have skimmed all the way to Jupiter?
Da-da, da-da, dadadadadadadadadaaa
J'au-æmne Posted Mar 8, 2000
*over the intercom*
I don't see why not...
Da-da, da-da, dadadadadadadadadaaa
Bluebottle Posted Mar 8, 2000
Okay, so if everyone's ready - begin the countdown!
Da-da, da-da, dadadadadadadadadaaa
Munchkin Posted Mar 8, 2000
*Bob ... Float ... Bob*
Err... it'll come to me... ah! 8
Da-da, da-da, dadadadadadadadadaaa
Munchkin Posted Mar 8, 2000
Er.. take away three... add the number you first thought of... er... Has anyone seen Carol Vorderman?... divide by your age...
Pi*2-1(and a bit)
Da-da, da-da, dadadadadadadadadaaa
Demon Drawer Posted Mar 8, 2000
KERBOOM
We have cleared the tower.
Da-da, da-da, dadadadadadadadadaaa
Bluebottle Posted Mar 8, 2000
Tower? Tower!!! WHo put that tower there!! Ah!! It's the Doughnut stall!!! I had no idea Joanna had built so many!!
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Swimming to Jupiter
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- 2: Cakewalker (Mar 7, 2000)
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- 5: Demon Drawer (Mar 8, 2000)
- 6: J'au-æmne (Mar 8, 2000)
- 7: Demon Drawer (Mar 8, 2000)
- 8: Pete (Mar 8, 2000)
- 9: Demon Drawer (Mar 8, 2000)
- 10: Munchkin (Mar 8, 2000)
- 11: J'au-æmne (Mar 8, 2000)
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