h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Come and buy one of my yummy donuts!
Currently available:
ring donuts in sugar, chocolate and cinnamon flavour
and jam donuts!
Buy here, or have one delivered to the homepage of the researcher of your choice!*
Joanna, Donut Seller Extrodinaire
*I require researcher number and nickname for this service. No extra charge.

Do you serve those torpedo shaped doughnuts with double cream and jam in the middle?

Yes. I serve all requested donuts.
I assume this is my first order?

Yes please, a bag of 4 please.

I'm not greedy, they're just very tasty doughnuts.

Here y'are.
*Hands over bag*

Thank you! Please Call Again!
Tell all your friends!

Thank you very much. I'll do just that.

Yikes! Something of a Macbeth Witches scenario here

OK! 'When shall we three meet again etc,....'

But since I'm here I'll have a jam dougnut before I go.

Some of us have to get up for work in the morning

Jam Donut it is
*Hands over donut*
I have a 9:00 tomorrow, but then I always do so its nothing to shout about.

*Crawls up to stall after an exhausting 30 second walk from towel*

Can I have a beer flavoured doughnut, or just a sugar covered on and a beer to dip it in. I take it you are a fully licensed stall Joanna.

DD

Licence is pending Bluebottle's notice.
I am operating under a provisional licence until such time as Bluebottle a) grants me a full licence or b) tells me to s** off.
Here's your sugar donut
Joanna

More Doughnuts please.

The perfect way to finish an otherwise boring lunch

Thanks Joanna.

*Turns a peers of at the distant towel. Shrugs shoulders and start the long trek back. Calls back from a distance*

Any chance of keeping some form of wondering basket service going once you get your licence?

DD

More donuts for R97664
DD- may do... see how demand is etc. I do deliveries to peoples pages if requested, and you can send someone a donut.

Could you possibly make a delivery to a forum as well? I was thinking that the people in the BookNook might like something to chew on. Assorted flavors. You can find it at http://www.h2g2.com/forumframe.cgi?thread=35621&forum=29359

Actually I think I'll have one with chocolate for myself as well

Here you are, and I made the requested delivery
Joanna

Oh Goody Yum Yum

Thanks

Thanks for the doughnuts again!

All these satified customers.
Makes a lowly donut seller smile

what a lovely stand... can i have one of those torpedo shaped ones with the cream and jam that someone ordered before? thanks!