h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I thought that, since this is the h2g2 addiction clinic, it should treat all of the addictions afflicting all of the denizens that are here.

And as such, I request that I be noted as Addicted to lisa.

(But I don't want to be cured)

Well, technically it's the h2g2-addiction clinic, but seeing as this is an h2g2 related addiction (I assume!), I think it deserves full credit.

Would you care to have your addiction listed up on the main page? It could herald a whole new section of the clinic... people stating their particular addiction, and being able to add the 'Addictee' tag after their name, much like the muses and PSs.

I hereby declare you official 'Addictee of Lisa'.

Don't worry though... we never aim to cure people. Put us right out of business that would.

*grins*... hurrah!

Yeah, go on, if you want to. :p

*claims the right to be the first person to be an addictee, so if there are more he can claim to be the trendsetter*

As it happens, I have just updated the hAC page to include this new facility. Don't forget to give the clinic a link from your space, oh first and foremost addictee.

* to put Njan's name up*

*grins*

Like the addi(c)tion to your name there Njan.

: "That's terrible. Terrible. Really, really, really bad..."

*grins again*

I didn't think it was that bad myself.

Naah. Most of my jokes are worse.

Are your puns puny then?

Oh, tres.

Oh dear.

s'what I thought.

Hope you're living up to your Addicteeship.

Like you wouldn't believe.

I dunno... I've seen it all in my time running the addiction clinic... the stories I could tell you...

Yeah, being the Resident Psychoanalyst at the FFFF, I know what you mean. I've got a few stories to tell, too.

Which of course discretion prevents us from divulging.

Although, of course, no harm in discussing these things on a professional basis...

Oh, but of course.

In the same way that any amusement derived from it is purely accidental.

All is the name of psycho-science.