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Jabberwock Posted Mar 26, 2012
I think I am confused today therefore I am confused today. But I'm so confused by all this clever stuff from clever people on clever h2g2 that I don't believe I am confused at all, except nearly all the time. It's hard to make sure.
I'm pretty certain that Descartres was an uncle of mine, though. Or maybe not.
He gave us a couple of maths lessons once, and we nearly discovered calculus. But my uncle Leibniz was able to tell us where we'd gone wrong, (with a jolly non-threatening laugh).
I don't remember whether I sharpened the pencils correctly or not.
J.
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Mar 26, 2012
you can lead an horse to water and a pencil must be lead as well
but why ? a pencil would want a drink of water 
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Mar 26, 2012
When a pen's ill, it becomes a pencil. if it's thirsty, then it needs a drop of water. A drop of water is a waterfall. So send it to the nearest waterfall. In the meantime, get a new pencil and start the process all over again. 
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el D – for the sake of brevity and out of respect for my fellow Glums Posted Mar 26, 2012
A crayon in water may become a crayfish. No wonder I'm confused.
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