h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Health and Love Notes


AN Apple a day
helps you work rest and play
An apple a night
helps you do what is right
An apple in the evening
Helps you get going
An apple each morn
Makes you regular as dawn






I thangyew

An Apple laptop
Keeps you going nonstop.

much cheaper...by wise young man...

a a day keeps the away...

Jab

An Apple Mini, in bed
Would make you look silli, instead

[And]:


If you smile come what may
They might put you away

Apple Mini, your virtual supermodel created by blender http://www.blender.org/

Bib Buck Bunny looks scary!

an apple a day, means your nicking from someone's garden

I buy a three-pound bag of apples every couple of weeks.

I prefer onions. An onion a day keeps the Doctor away every bit as well as an apple. More as the yen strikes.

ITIWBS, you need garlic, not unions to hold off the

I've known plenty of unions that ate garlic every day.

Garlic is great too, but when I binge on garlic it comes out in my sweat and people in crowded places complain.

Perhaps you need to move to another neighborhooed where not so many live.

I've considered that and even tried that, but many of them have developed an intense personal attachment to me and follow me wherever I go.

in that case Iti, do as I do
autographs 50c each - 3 for $1
(50p each - 3 for £1)

If you have so many fans, you could go to a movie studio and guarantee that people will come to the films that you star in .

Prof, good idea. I may give it a try. Paul, been hung up on that one for years. They made me a proposition, I rejected it and responded with a take it leave offer, which they've neither taken nor left, and they keep coming back with the original proposition I've already rejected. There are people out there I'm not talking to any more. ... and others I don't want to embroil in the melee. Wouldn't be fair.

A correction: "a take leave it offer" should have been, "a take it or leave it offer". I know I'd corrected that before I posted. For some reason it didn't post correctly, perhaps for reasons related to the point that the pc is running slow on even numbered days, and when I'm typing at top speed, some letters don't post.