h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hmmm... Me has just been informed that the way me writes is displeasing to read... and babyfies me... scary thought ~soulful grin~ ... on the other paw... someone just told me that me was special... which immediately put me into major huggle mode... ~happier grin~

Just goes to prove what a wonderful world H2G2 is... full of opposites...

Greebs...
(Displeasing but special... so not caring... er... much...)

That should keep you going, who is this bounder Bob anyway. Tell him from me if I catch him eating these doughnuts - there'll be hell to pay.

I took a special picture just for you during the photo treasure hunt in London. It was - unsurprisingly - a doughnut shop, if you like to drop past my space and use the e-mail Bassman button, I will send you a copy.

Where have you been, I've not heard from you for ages, I was thinking about what you'd said about curiosity and things.... and feared the worse.



Bassman

I forgot....

I think the way you speak is totally unique and very much part of who and what you are. I don't think any of your fans would have it any other way. As for the rest they can go boil their heads!!







Just to be sure....



Bassman

~Greebo squeals with delight and launches herself at Bassman... lands on his chest and digs her titanium tipped claws in to keep in place~

Ohhhhhhhhh... me wubbles you lots and lots and lots...

~Greebo's nose is inches away... and her delicate whiskers tickle Bassmans cheek~

Yours is a distinctive style and I wouldn't want you to change it for the world....

Clive (who remebers the ACE who first welcomed him here..)

Oh such lovely flowers... ~grin~... thank you Clive... ~huggle~

You're going to have to stop tickling my nose or I'll sneeze!!



Bassman

Me not mind... you can sneeze over my shoulder... and with good aim you might hit Clive... ~slightly evil grin~

I have a rocket pack strapped to my back. I'd be dust before he even blinked.

I have a rocket pack strapped to my back. I'd be dust before he even blinked.

::wonder why it did that::

Tis cause you so quick Clive... ~grin~... you were in two places at the same time....

super-sonic ostrich!

Yay... ~grin~

Woooooosh....

aaaaah aaaah aaaah AAAAAAAHHHH AAAAAAHHHHHHHHCHOOOOOOOOOO



Bassman

~Greebo hands Bassman a large white hanky~

~sniffle~

Thanks....



Bassman

Are you upset Bassman my dear... or have you caught a cold?

I was going to say no - just irritated, but I think No - just tickled would be better!! ~grin~ ~grin~

I've installed a Greeblet badge at my space, most splendid it looks too....



Bassman

... and very fine it looks to... ~grin~... er.. why were you irratated before you were tickled...