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Zak T Duck Started conversation Jan 24, 2005
So the kid brother's started plans for his wedding next year, and trying to drag everyone else into it.
I don't think my comments that I neither want to be the best man, nor be involved with the stag night in any way have gone down well. Don't care.
Oh well
Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor Posted Jan 30, 2005
~shudder~
You could always tell him you're a woman locked in a man's body and are starting hormone treatment next month.
Oh well
Granny Weatherwax - ACE - Hells Belle, Mother-in-Law from the Pit - Haunting near you on Saturday Posted Jan 30, 2005
Nooooooooooooooooo he'll ask you to be a bridesmaid instead. Just agree and then in the bride-to-be's earshot, drop large hints about lap-dancing clubs, stripagrams & unidentified 'guests' for the wedding reception.
You could then ask - again in her presence - if Amsterdam's a good place for a stag weekend and if the chief bridesmaid's 'fit' 
Oh well
Zak T Duck Posted Jan 30, 2005
Well there's a few problems there.
Firstly, he's Plymouth based and I'm not.
Secondly I've got no intention of getting a passport soon.
Thirdly, it's all not my style. Really I just want as little to do with the whole thing as possible.
Oh well
Granny Weatherwax - ACE - Hells Belle, Mother-in-Law from the Pit - Haunting near you on Saturday Posted Jan 31, 2005
A flat refusal should do the trick then 
, just explain to them that it's just not your thing.
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- 1: Zak T Duck (Jan 24, 2005)
- 2: Beatrice (Jan 24, 2005)
- 3: Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor (Jan 30, 2005)
- 4: Zak T Duck (Jan 30, 2005)
- 5: Granny Weatherwax - ACE - Hells Belle, Mother-in-Law from the Pit - Haunting near you on Saturday (Jan 30, 2005)
- 6: Zak T Duck (Jan 30, 2005)
- 7: Granny Weatherwax - ACE - Hells Belle, Mother-in-Law from the Pit - Haunting near you on Saturday (Jan 31, 2005)
- 8: Zak T Duck (Jan 31, 2005)
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