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Bluebottle Posted Nov 25, 1999
I know - that's why all the fish we giev them is mashed first. Perhaps that ruins the attraction?
Have you tried feeding them live dolphins?
(after a response...)
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The Mummy, administrator of the SETI@home Project (A193231) and The Reluctant Dead on the FFFF (A254314) Posted Nov 25, 1999
Wowow... dolphins? Are you any less than totally insane? 
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Bluebottle Posted Nov 25, 1999
I'm only 55% insane according to a recent test. 
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The Mummy, administrator of the SETI@home Project (A193231) and The Reluctant Dead on the FFFF (A254314) Posted Nov 25, 1999
Don't feed her fur then. Simple huh?
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The Mummy, administrator of the SETI@home Project (A193231) and The Reluctant Dead on the FFFF (A254314) Posted Nov 25, 1999
Ah, hence the dolphins... My I suggest you kick the sanity-thing completely? It's better for your social stature 
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Bluebottle Posted Nov 25, 1999
I've decided to leave the sanity behind me - that's why in my spare time I am a used tyre on a JCB.
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The Mummy, administrator of the SETI@home Project (A193231) and The Reluctant Dead on the FFFF (A254314) Posted Nov 25, 1999
Please elaborate: JCB.
Funny one-liners :-)
The Mummy, administrator of the SETI@home Project (A193231) and The Reluctant Dead on the FFFF (A254314) Posted Nov 25, 1999
I get into a plane, see my good friend Jack sitting on the third row before me, so I shout: "hi Jack"... total panic, I wonder why?
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Bluebottle Posted Nov 25, 1999
JCB = Yellow bulldozer with a crane arm on the back, hydrolic lift-things, etc. It's a British bulldozer company, and makes virtually all bulldozers you see - or at least, here in England.
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The Mummy, administrator of the SETI@home Project (A193231) and The Reluctant Dead on the FFFF (A254314) Posted Nov 25, 1999
So now you're the fifth wheel on some instrument of destruction?
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GreeboTCat Posted Nov 26, 1999
Watch out!... Watch out!... There's a Greebo about...
Nice apartment, oh boney one... Thankyou for inviting me around... looks just puuuuurrrrrrrfect...
Where the milk and doughnuts at? ~cheshire grin~
Greebs...
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The Mummy, administrator of the SETI@home Project (A193231) and The Reluctant Dead on the FFFF (A254314) Posted Nov 26, 1999
Hmm, you're the first veggie cat I ever met Doughnuts! tsk..
One bowl of milk and some fresh doughnuts coming up... Party on, Greebz..
*looks around, startled*
still no sign from Lisa or Jinx? They must have been exhausted; haven't seen 'em move for about 36 hours now.
Funny one-liners :-)
SlaK Posted Nov 26, 1999
I have to say that it is entirely refreshing to come across such an entirely . . . what's the word. . . lame??? lame. anyway lame onetimer joke, it has been such a long time i'd almost entirely forgotten why i do so love to shout them out. : )
-I've decided to hitch-hike to Banff, but traffic is always so bad on Fridays that i think i'll have to get up early. . .to avoid it
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Anonymouse Posted Nov 26, 1999
*Eeeks!*
*Sneaks over while everyone's talking and releases the hasp on the mice thingy, letting it's contents loose*
Muahahaha...
*scurries off*
Funny one-liners :-)
The Mummy, administrator of the SETI@home Project (A193231) and The Reluctant Dead on the FFFF (A254314) Posted Nov 26, 1999
Yeah, I know, it's absolutely lame... but if you hear it for the first time, it's really hilarious
Avoid the traffic while hitch-hiking... that's COOL!
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The Mummy, administrator of the SETI@home Project (A193231) and The Reluctant Dead on the FFFF (A254314) Posted Nov 26, 1999
*mice all run back into the cage immediately, to avoid getting caught by a cat*
*Skeleton gets up, locks the cage, adds a padlock to prevent any further unauthorised access*
HAHAHAHAHA! You shouldn't have left it open! Now go clean up your own forum, it's quite a mess with all those rats running around there!
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Jo (Dead) Posted Nov 26, 1999
*wakes up*
*stretches*
*wonders whether, as a recent reader of Witches Abroad, Greebo chose that particular name for any reason*
I was gonna dress up as the female equivalent for our mufti today, but I didn't feel well and I know where I am in my dull voodoo stuff.
*ahem..*
*..maow*
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The Mummy, administrator of the SETI@home Project (A193231) and The Reluctant Dead on the FFFF (A254314) Posted Nov 26, 1999
*does a skeleton-impression of a frown, resulting in a nodding motion (try frowning without eyebrows and facial muscles)*
'mufti'... ??
Hi there Jinx, did you sleep well? What's your fancy today, eh?
*Meow* fish? *Meow* beef? *Meow* pork? *Meow* chicken?
Ah, wait... I have another idea: many felines just *love* a boiled egg. I could also add some gravy, for that meaty taste...
*opens the padlock on the new mouse-pen*
*releases two mice*
*locks it up again*
*rattles off into the kitchen*
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GreeboTCat Posted Nov 26, 1999
~cleaning whiskas of milk and sugar~
Very nice snack that, might be worth hanging around if the grubs this good all the time... ~satisfied belch~... Ooopss... excuse me...
~purrrrrrr~
Yes indeedy, I am named after Nanny Ogg's pussy... ~dirty snigger~...
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