h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

enough snack foods and you've got a meal

Urgh. Why is it that, at Christmas, I get more chocolate than at Easter? Cripes, It's going to take me days to polish this off, since I have to give my system time to process say, the big chocolate 'first initial of my name' before I can move on to the ferrero rochers.

Am I actually supposed to eat the Kinder surprise 'chocolate'?

we all know that NO ONE buys, nor gives, kinder surprises for the chocolate. i know you know because you are adding to the element of surprise by not telling what the toy was...waiting till yoor asked..clever....very clever indeed, but you don't full me. these are all characteristics of someone who has just found a bulldozer in their kinder surprise.
HAH! try and outclever me NOW!

Actually, it's a great big kinder surprise ball, about 5 inches in diameter. Inside was this great big green plastic capsule, and inside the capsule was...

Oh gosh, just look at the time.

All right, I don't know what 'kinder surprise' is but it sounds like cannibalism so I figure for the sake of my image of you I should give you all a chance to explain yourselves.

suuuure...you wouldn't eat a four year old, given the chance

A four year old what?

O yeh! play all innocent-like....you don't fool me

KM, I'd love to enlighten you as to what Kinder Surprise is, but this conversation has taken a rather interesting turn and I'd like to see how it turns out.

Of course, when in doubt, remove the spaces, put 'www.' in front of it and '.com' at the end and see what happens (I haven't tried it in this case but who knows what'll happen?). It's amazing how often that works.

tree: You sure are hard to fool, aren't you?

me: Neither I, nor my weevils would even think of eating little children. I'm pretty sure weevils are great with kids.

weavils and kids?? by all means! bit O pepper, you're ready to go

Oh dear.