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So where is it?
Spartus Posted Apr 21, 2000
*cough*
"Codpiece" and "blow" are not...um, anyway.
You're right 'cause:
1. She is.
2. Except for the ones that fly--oh.
3. So does Whoopi Goldberg, but she sucks off-road.
4. A skill that could serve her well in Seattle, too, should superheroing not pay enough.
5. She might; but she'd be pretending to be lying if she did.
Oh! Oh!
She can turn into a hamburger at times, too. 
So where is it?
Spartus Posted Apr 22, 2000
You'll have to ask her, I've never actually witnessed it.
I bet she's the world champ at throwing a fish while being a hamburger, though.
So where is it?
an apple tree Posted Apr 23, 2000
*performs an array of disarmingly impressive tricks including the one which leads people to believe that reptilian sodomy is a good wholesome pastime and will keep young people off the streets*
So where is it?
Spartus Posted Apr 23, 2000
Wait...
Are you talking about reptiles sodomizing one another, people sodomizing reptiles, or reptiles sodo--*runs off in horror*
So where is it?
Classic Krissy Posted Apr 24, 2000
Don't mind him, he's just squeemish.
I was thoroughly impressed. ESPECIALLY by the lizard sodomization.
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Spartus Posted Apr 24, 2000
Well, wait. I had a think about it, and I'm kind of confused. You know how, like, when a cat catches a lizard and the tail falls off and whaps around and generally acts creepy? Do you think there might be a danger in that when you were sodomizing a given lizard?
'Cause I don't think I could handle that.
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Classic Krissy Posted Apr 24, 2000
I don't know, man. I think if you're going to sodomize a lizard you should probably be prepared for all SORTS of nasty surprises.
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Spartus Posted Apr 24, 2000
Hmm, good point. Do you think I should start with small birds, then? Since it was just Easter, I bet there are a lot of baby chicks around I could practice with.
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an apple tree Posted Apr 25, 2000
*see's that not being lewd is not much in demand today and leaves to find something else not to do*
So where is it?
Spartus Posted Apr 25, 2000
Could you leave me some reptiles or something before you go?
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Classic Krissy Posted Apr 25, 2000
No no!! tree we have a HUGE need for avoidance of lewdness here!
*kicks Spartus*
You made here LEAVE. And we just GOT her here. You and your talk of baby chicks.
So where is it?
Spartus Posted Apr 25, 2000
Oh, crap! Uh... *stuffs sparrows hurriedly down shirt*
She'll never see them now. *tries to stand nonchalantly with shrieking, flapping birds poking out from time to time*
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