h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Necrophilia is indeed illegal. the only way it could have been passed as a law is if someone was deranged, desperate, and creative enough to have done it in the first place. On top of that, he had to have been caught. If he or she had been caught, it was probably in the middle of the ordeal. This must have been rather awkward. I could go off on a rant of how wrong the encounter discrption could be but I will spare you the indecencies. I will leave that to your twisted imagination. Back to necrophilia...I cannot recommend sex with the deceased. Aside from the fact that it is an intrinsical snafu, it far more trouble than sleeping with the living. Decomposing, post riga mortum bodies tend to be as stiff as a board anyway. Besides, one can usually have a functional relationship with a living person better than one that is pushing up the daisies. All in all, necrophilia is not only illegal but it is incredibly inconvenient.

are you speaking from experience?

Yes, but why would anyone pass a law against it in the first place?

people pass laws against things that they personally find distastefull. In my state there's a law against oral sex. Why?

Yikes. I guess you're right. Which state is this?

A state of boredom?

Respect for the dead, perhaps? That's silly. I mean, respect is earned, and I've never met a dead person who had earnt my respect.

Not even when they were alive?

But in a state of boredom you'd think nothing entertaining would be illegal.

Some people when alive, but not many. And certainly never when I've only met them when they are dead. I mean, what do dead people do all day, apart from doss around?

I live in a permanent one, and everything IS illegal. It's called school. No booze, no fags, no drugs, no sex, no piercings, no hair dye......

decompose, get raised by necromancers, have some disrespectfull sexual act with someone stranger than i am, be the subject of H2G2 forums, the list goes on...

they have a more interresting life
...perhaps the wrong word to use...
er...
erm...
unlife?/undead?...
anyway.
They have a more interresting ''life'' than I do at the moment.

Perhaps you could make it more interesting by learning how to spell properly?

Seriously, though, the name for a person that has been raised by a necromancer is a zombie, who's official status is 'undead'.

Hey, I've seen much worse spelling.

first prize to Mr Smart Arse James Ross for pointing out that i can't spell to save my life, no really, well done, i'm not being sarcastic at all

I apologise for being intelligent

No, seriously fyfe, I've seen much worse spelling too. Don't worry, be happy.

the bottom phrase seems to be one your telling me a lot at the moment

It's as true today as it ever was...

I'm happy, don't worry!

Aaaargh! Burn the optimist!!!!

Only kidding