h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Like my coronation?

Of course TJ has a computer with which he can post here! He just doesn't do it.

I'll have you know that he complained that I wouldn't let him take care of me enough!

That. And everything else for a few months. And everything else for many months before that.

Poor Ottox. <--- did you miss that?

Very much! Goodnight!

Goodnight, dear!

Your Majesty!!

I had not realised that you had risen to the dizzy heights of Royalty.
your pics on your home page.
Happy St. Francis Day.
to you both
AR1

YAY!!!

Hi Archangle Dragonfly,

Have just read your lovely home page.

Oh for the enthusiasm of youth.

Of course have your ears pierced as many times as you like!!. The holes always close up eventually!!.

Nice to meet you

AR1

Well, hello, Also Ran... nice to meet you, too.

Don't think I'll get the second piercing after all. I need to spend less money!!!

The two holes in my ears is enough with the body piercing!!!

*brings gifts of oblation to the new Queen*

*curtseys and s formally*


Hey! Who died and left you Queen, Shea?

*curtseys formally*

*presents s*

()

*enters into the presence of the Queen*

Nobody died! I was elected Queen!

::rips into s::

I had no idea you could be *elected* as Queen.

Was this election held in Florida by any chance?







Shea

California, if I recall ...

Have you been feeling-up the men, Shea? How many of your former *victims* came forward before the election?

Are you kidding? They're the ones that voted me in!

How could they do otherwise, exhalted Queen!