A Conversation for The Feline and Fiddle
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Fern the Firelizard Posted Jul 23, 2000
Hi new bear on the block
I think we may have some of Pastey's mead left somewhere. Would you like that?
*pours 
*
I'm not sure that's the right sort of glass. I'll have to check in the Drinkies forum.
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AEndr, The Mad Hatter Posted Jul 23, 2000
Enigmatic Cockroach, please promise me you won't go into my kitchen. If you promise me that and keep it, I'll provide you with cake.
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Bear of Little Brain Posted Jul 23, 2000
thanks amy but i'm on the wagon right now.
ever since me & sooty got ratted & ended up in that kinky care bear scandal i have to behave meself.
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jul 23, 2000
*enters carrying newspaper*
Afternoon all. My usual, please.
*unfolds paper and starts to read "Kids' faves in booze & sex shock horror scandal type thing"*
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Hercules Parrot Posted Jul 23, 2000
*A Belgian Blue Parrot with handlebar moustache walks in and takes a seat in the corner observing*
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Peregrin Posted Jul 23, 2000
Do you think it's time for another 
?
I mean a new forum, but another would be welcome too.
*glug*
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Bluebottle Posted Jul 23, 2000
*Pours everyone a - straight from Menza's taps so everyone knows it can't possibly be poisoned*
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Gedge :-) Posted Jul 23, 2000
*pulls a bottle of Aardvark beer from his coat and fills his glass*
can't be too careful around here
Gedge
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Peregrin Posted Jul 23, 2000
Unless Menza is the poisoner....
looks okay.
*sniffs carefully* smells okay.
*swishes around* sounds okay.
*dips finger in* feels okay.
*drinks * tastes okay.
*collapses to floor* UUURGH...
ha ha! Fooled you!
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Gedge :-) Posted Jul 23, 2000
Your'e making me very nervous.
*backs into the corner and clutches his beer so nobody can get near him*
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Tinkerbell *tumbleweed* Posted Jul 23, 2000
Blimey it takes a long time to get here...I've been trying to get a drink for hours but now I'm here I thnk it's not such a good idea, not the alledged poison attacks just that I might never find my way out again
Hmmmm, why don't you just watch the CCTV tapes, and see what really happened, it'd be so much quicker...there is CCTV in here isn't there, thats how we keep getting strange out of body messages *looks round the room for tiny hidden cameras, spots something in a corner but then realises it's just a bottle of weed killer so sits back down again*
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Gedge :-) Posted Jul 23, 2000
Right that' it I've decided to go for it, if there is poison out there, I want some of it !. Get the drinks ready and I'll try every one.
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err on second thought anybody else want to try ?
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Redbeard (Thanks to all who supported The Celery!)) Posted Jul 23, 2000
I'll join you, Gedge.
Set me up with one of each as well c|_/ Y
and then I'll probably stagger over to the café for some coffee
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Gedge :-) Posted Jul 23, 2000
Remember we have to do this at the same time, so on the count of three.
ONE
TWO
TWO and HALF
THREEEEEEEE
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Redbeard (Thanks to all who supported The Celery!)) Posted Jul 23, 2000
*downs a , ... chugs the , ... starts to drink the c|_/, .... finishes it... slowly drinks the , eats the olive from the ,...the chokes the drink down,.... drops face in the Y and starts slurping...
Ohhh, I don't feel so good.... and I don't think it's due to poison.
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Amy the Ant - High Manzanilla of the Church of the Stuffed Olive Posted Jul 23, 2000
Is that a Norwegian Blue in the corner? No, it's a Belgian Blue. Just as well -- the Wumbeevil has a particular yen for Norwegian Blues and I don't think I can keep him quiet with pigeons much longer even if I take the lead shot out of them.
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Amy the Ant - High Manzanilla of the Church of the Stuffed Olive Posted Jul 23, 2000
Never eat the olives RB. Menza recycles them He's had the same half dozen olives doing the rounds since Christmas.
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Gedge :-) Posted Jul 23, 2000
*downs a , ... downs the , ... drinks half the c|_/, slowly
drinks the , spits the ice from the collapses with the Y in his hand*
now all we need to do is try the (.)
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Redbeard (Thanks to all who supported The Celery!)) Posted Jul 23, 2000
Oops...
Excuse me...
Where's the...? What do you mean there's only a Ladies?
*runs out toward the town square... returns a few minutes later*
Ahh, that's better.
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Bluebottle Posted Jul 23, 2000
*Drinks with the others*
Now, who's brought the stomach pump, just in case?
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- 241: Fern the Firelizard (Jul 23, 2000)
- 242: AEndr, The Mad Hatter (Jul 23, 2000)
- 243: Bear of Little Brain (Jul 23, 2000)
- 244: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Jul 23, 2000)
- 245: Hercules Parrot (Jul 23, 2000)
- 246: Peregrin (Jul 23, 2000)
- 247: Bluebottle (Jul 23, 2000)
- 248: Gedge :-) (Jul 23, 2000)
- 249: Peregrin (Jul 23, 2000)
- 250: Gedge :-) (Jul 23, 2000)
- 251: Tinkerbell *tumbleweed* (Jul 23, 2000)
- 252: Gedge :-) (Jul 23, 2000)
- 253: Redbeard (Thanks to all who supported The Celery!)) (Jul 23, 2000)
- 254: Gedge :-) (Jul 23, 2000)
- 255: Redbeard (Thanks to all who supported The Celery!)) (Jul 23, 2000)
- 256: Amy the Ant - High Manzanilla of the Church of the Stuffed Olive (Jul 23, 2000)
- 257: Amy the Ant - High Manzanilla of the Church of the Stuffed Olive (Jul 23, 2000)
- 258: Gedge :-) (Jul 23, 2000)
- 259: Redbeard (Thanks to all who supported The Celery!)) (Jul 23, 2000)
- 260: Bluebottle (Jul 23, 2000)
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