A Conversation for The Feline and Fiddle
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I.V. BeerDwarf Posted Jan 13, 2000
Hi Menza
I'm using bottles ofcourse 97644
Can you suggest anything else?
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Menza Posted Jan 13, 2000
How about the beer barrels, at least they might slow El Presidente down next time he visits. 
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I.V. BeerDwarf Posted Jan 13, 2000
Okay, i'll give that a go.....
Maybe you need to employ a bouncer?
My cousin, BeerTroll might be good for the job, but I don't think he is online yet.
Another 
please, and whatever your having ofcourse.
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Menza Posted Jan 14, 2000
*passes over a *
And I'm having the yawns so I'm off to bed. Help youself to whatever, and I'll see you soon. 
G'night
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Zebedee (still Pool God after all these years) Posted Jan 14, 2000
Cheers Menza mate - no more sneaking down to handle the pumps then.
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Prez HS (All seems relatively quiet here) Posted Jan 14, 2000
Yeah, cheers, and don't worry about paying BeerDwarf... I made this mess sober and deliberately, and I wouldn't have if I didn't have the ca$h to spring for the damage. One doesn't become President of the largest HeadSnot-harvesting corporations in the region without knowing how to use company money for personal ends, you know...
*casually uses company money for personal ends and gets another |_D*
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Cakewalker Posted Jan 14, 2000
*walks up to entrance to F&F, looks at hole in the wall next to the entrance and makes a point of walking through the door that's next to it*
Hello all. Hi BeerDwarf. You asked me a question. Cakewalker - 'Person who does intricate dance step on hot cake originally devised by American Negroes (similar to the French 'Le RaisinDanse' when they are making wine).' Taken from The Cakewalker's Oxford-English Dictionary (for translating from Oxford to English). Actually, parts of this are true. I'm just not letting on which. It's a 'negative' nickname - while I adore cake (and am thin enough to eat it without feeling guilty), I'm an atrocious dancer. Sadly, I'm having to learn to dance, so you may find I change my nickname sometime soon.
*crosses room, hangs his 5 foot long coat up on a hanger and sits on his gold-plated barstool, gets out a sketchbook and pencil and settles down with yet another fruit tea*
*sometime later*
*finishes tea and takes the pint of XXX that BeerDwarf has been very kindly holding out for him for the past three hours*
Thanks! Sorry, I'm a bit pre-occupied. Mmm. Cake.
*returns to sketching*
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AEndr, The Mad Hatter Posted Jan 15, 2000
would you like some cake to dance on? which flavour?
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Menza Posted Jan 15, 2000
Make sure that he diesn't have cream cakes then, it might get messy.
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AEndr, The Mad Hatter Posted Jan 15, 2000
dwarf cake would be a good consistency, for practical purposes, and would improve the cake from the dwarfish point of view
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Dancing Ermine Posted Jan 15, 2000
Unfortunately no eating it though. Of course it would be useful for stopping El Pres from coming throughthe walls too often.
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I.V. BeerDwarf Posted Jan 15, 2000
Hey - no wise cracks about my height, thats thats thats......
.....thats very ... um ....heightist of you ???????
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Courtesy38 Posted Jan 15, 2000
Height jokes .... I thought you were above that
A pint of Guinness please.
Courtesy
*sits down and relaxes*
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Menza Posted Jan 15, 2000
*Hands over a *
And what have you been up to today, other than the proof reading.
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Courtesy38 Posted Jan 15, 2000
How did you know about that?
Well, let's see. I was told that my current company didn't need me anymore, so I've been looking for a new company. It looks like I will be going to a startup for a great salary and a boatload of options.
How about yourself.
Cheers
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Courtesy
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- 264: I.V. BeerDwarf (Jan 13, 2000)
- 265: Menza (Jan 14, 2000)
- 266: Zebedee (still Pool God after all these years) (Jan 14, 2000)
- 267: Prez HS (All seems relatively quiet here) (Jan 14, 2000)
- 268: Cakewalker (Jan 14, 2000)
- 269: Dancing Ermine (Jan 14, 2000)
- 270: AEndr, The Mad Hatter (Jan 15, 2000)
- 271: Dancing Ermine (Jan 15, 2000)
- 272: Menza (Jan 15, 2000)
- 273: AEndr, The Mad Hatter (Jan 15, 2000)
- 274: Dancing Ermine (Jan 15, 2000)
- 275: I.V. BeerDwarf (Jan 15, 2000)
- 276: I.V. BeerDwarf (Jan 15, 2000)
- 277: Menza (Jan 15, 2000)
- 278: Courtesy38 (Jan 15, 2000)
- 279: Menza (Jan 15, 2000)
- 280: Courtesy38 (Jan 15, 2000)
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